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Who's the Fairest?
Evil Queen: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Snow White."
Ah, the age-old question and still, the same answer: Snow White is truly the fairest in the land. And once again, in 'Mirror Mirror' the Evil Queen (Julia Roberts) is filled with jealousy and a desire for vengance. This can't be good for Snow...
- 2+ 11- 5
Evil Queen: "They're not wrinkles. They're just crinkles."
This Evil Queen really needs to calm down. What about trying Botox? Micro skin peels? She has options to fight the natural aging process.
- 3+ 7- 2
Of Course Her Skin is Good
Evil Queen: "Blah blah blah, her hair is not black, it's raven and she's 18 years old -- and her skin has never seen the sun, so of course it's good."
Julia Roberts delivers this great line, and really, she kind of has a point: Snow White should have fair, smooth skin at her age...
- 4+ 6- 4
Agree to Disagree
Prince Alcott: "I think Snow White is the most beautiful woman in the whole world."
Evil Queen: "Agree to disagree."
Snow White (Lily Collins) quickly captures the heart of the dashing, wealthy Prince Andrew Alcott (Armie Hammer) -- much to the dismay of the Queen.
- 5+ 5- 3
Evil Queen: "I definitely have a happily ever after thing going on..."
The Evil Queen's cockiness might just get the best of her if she's not careful. Her "happily ever after" is about to be spoiled by her arch nemesis.
- 6+ 3- 1
Change the Ending
Snow White: "You read so many stories where the prince saves the princess. It's time we changed that ending."
Snow White is a gutsy woman, to be sure. She's definitely not helpless, and she's fully prepared to reverse the roles and save her prince from the clutches of the Evil Queen.
- 7+ 1- 0
Rub My Tummy
Evil Queen: "Puppy love. What am I supposed to do with a puppy?!"
Prince Alcott: "You could rub my tummy! You could throw sticks! I will retrieve them!"
The Evil Queen's plans to slip Prince Alcott a love potion go very, very wrong when she accidentally gives him the "puppy love" potion instead, reducing him to a panting, drooling, boisterous puppy who'll do anything she says for a little affection. Wait...how is that a bad thing?
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Terrifying, Smooth and Hairless
Prince Alcott (to the Evil Queen): "Please pardon our dress. I'm afraid my valet and I were robbed by bandits."
Evil Queen: "How absolutely terrifying and smooth and...hairless..."
Prince Alcott: "What?"
Evil Queen: "What?"
The Evil Queen immediately likes what she sees: A half-naked, gorgeous prince. Oh, and he's rich, so if she can marry him, she'll have no problems financially. Time to start making evil plans...