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Moneyball Movie Quotes

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'Moneyball' movie quotes include some of the best lines from Brad Pitt, who plays real-life Oakland Athletics general manager Billy Beane in the film. Beane's unique system of scouting and evaluating players helped to change the game of baseball. If your favorite 'Moneyball' quote isn't on this list, add it!

'Moneyball' is based on the best-selling book 'Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game' by Michael Lewis (who also wrote 'The Blind Side'). Love him or hate him, few can deny that Billy Beane's sabermetric approach to baseball did get everyone's attention. How do you take a team of total underdogs and make them winners? Beane's system.

'Moneyball' features an all-star cast, led by Brad Pitt, but also including Jonah Hill (as the Ivy League wiz who helps Beane come up with a formula to get players), Philip Seymour Hoffman (as A's manager, Art Howe) and Robin Wright. In January of 2012, 'Moneyball' received multiple Academy Awards nominations, including Best Picture, Best Actor (Pitt), Best Supporting Actor (Hill) and Best Adapted Screenplay.

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    Two Options


    Billy Beane: "Would you rather get a bullet to the head five to the chest and bleed to death?"
    Peter Brand: "Are those my only two options?"


    Billy uses this analogy to explain how and why he lets players go the way he does - quickly. Tell them they're cut, and get them out the door to minimize the pain. They're professionals, they'll understand. "No fluff, just facts."
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    Romantic About Baseball

    Billy Beane: "How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

    Say what you want about Billy Beane's system and tactics, but there's no denying he loves the game.
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    Who Are You?


    Billy Beane: "Who are you?"
    Peter Brand: "I'm Peter Brand."
    Billy Beane: "I don't give a rats a** what you're name is. What happened in there? What happened in that room?!"


    When Billy's negotiations with Mark Shapiro and Cleveland don't go well, realizes that one reason he didn't get a certain player, Garcia, is because of Peter Brand. He seeks him out to find out what's going on - and wonders why on EARTH Peter would like Garcia. Billy's decision to track Brand down will change the course of the A's and the game of baseball.
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    Do You Believe?


    Billy Beane: "I think the question we should be asking is: Do you believe in this thing, or not?"
    Peter Brand: "I do."


    Billy Beane has everything to lose - his job, his daughter's college fund. He's willing to lay it all on the line to implement Peter's ideas. Now he needs to know that Peter is all in, too.
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    I Don't Watch the Games

    Billy Beane: "I'm heading in, text me the play by play."
    Peter Brand: "What?!"
    Billy Beane: "I don't watch the games."

    Critics seem to agree that some of the best scenes (and quotes) in the movie come between Brad Pitt's Billy Beane and Jonah Hill's Peter Brand.
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    Not Going to Fire You


    Billy Beane: "I'm not gonna fire you, Grady."
    Grady Fuson: "F**k you, Billy."
    Billy Beane: "Now I will."


    Grady Fuson was the A's head of scouting when Billy Beane presented and implemented his new system (well, Peter's system). Fuson bristled at the idea and eventually, he blew up at Billy over it and got fired. FYI: Grady Fuson was back with the Oakland A's in 2010, working as Beane's adviser.
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