food/drink The Most Disgusting Canned Foods  

Mark Holmes
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The most disgusting canned foods make Spam look like a well-aged filet mignon. These weird canned foods make fast food look like fine dining. These strange canned foods make Spaghetti-Os look like $100/plate Italian cuisine. From the weird meats to bugs to strange food combinations, these canned foods contain things that most people wouldn't eat fresh, let alone after they've been sitting in an aluminum can for who knows how long on some dusty shelf. Worst canned foods ever.

Everyone loves convenience but there's only so much quality that can be preserved when companies start canning foods like BBQ chicken sandwiches, peanut butter and jelly, cheeseburgers and hot dogs. Then again, hot dogs even fresh are not the definition of fine food to begin with.

For many of these canned foods, the dish is considered a delicacy in one part of the world or another. Haggis is wildly popular in Scotland. Duck fat is big in France. Silkworm pupae is sold on the streets in Korea. None of the above are considered close to normal in these parts and we would probably never seen them in cans in the US. Then again, the people who enjoy those weird foods probably frown on the canned buzzard gizzards and canned creamed possum, two foods that also make this list.

What are the most disgusting canned food in the world? Other foods on this list are just weird. Canned huitlacoche is something along the lines of hibernating excrement fungi that grows on corn. Canned birds nest drink is made from actual birds nests. Canned Russian herring is literally a can of fish mouths, complete with big, scary teeth. Whoever decided these things are edible needs to get their head examined.

All of these foods are way worse than the gross foods that other cultures actually love. These strange canned foods are as suspect as recipes that use bodily fluids. These disgusting canned foods are the ones that would stay on the shelves after a catastrophic event when we're all starving. These weird canned foods are just wrong. Yuck!
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Canned Fish Assholes


Canned Fish Assholes is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Disgusting Canned Foods
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If you're not into canned fish mouths from Russia, perhaps you're more of a canned fish assholes kind of person. We don't even want to think about where the asshole is on a fish or what it tastes like let alone why this strange canned food is popular enough to come in Manhattan and Wisconsin style.
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Canned Creamed Possum


Canned Creamed Possum is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Disgusting Canned Foods
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For the unfamiliar, a possum is nothing more than a really big rat. Creaming possum and putting it in a can with sweet potato and "coon fat gravy" does not make it any less inedible. Please tell me people don't actually call this food.
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Canned Sandwiches


Canned Sandwiches is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Disgusting Canned Foods
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Available in peanut butter and jelly in strawberry and grape varieties, as well as BBQ chicken, the Candwich is a ready to eat sandwich in a can. As a bonus, there's also a candy surprise in each can. Here we thought a sandwich in a can was a scary enough surprise on its own.
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Canned Brown Bread


Canned Brown Bread is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Disgusting Canned Foods
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Though it may be the sworn enemy of low-carb eaters, fresh baked bread is something amazing. Brown bread in a can... not so much. This gelatinous slab of brown bread is 99% fat free and 100% disgusting.