The Most Lovable TV Alcoholics TV Characters

The Most Lovable TV Alcoholics

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"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober." --William Butler Yeats. These are some of our favorite, most lovable TV drunks. Famous drunks: cartoon characters, ad men, a shoe salesman, even a kindergarten teacher - they are all proof that it's OK to enjoy the results of a good fermentation process. This list of alcoholic TV characters includes some of the greatest TV characters of all time, because hey, boozehounds are people too. Vote for your favorite drunk tv characters and see if you recognize all of the tv alcoholics on this list. 
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    "Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson

    Homer was the original cartoon drunk (well, the first one with his own show). He consumes so much beer that his bartender, Moe, is a regular character and his favorite brew, Duff's, is probably better known to some than his perpetual infantile daughter's name (seriously, people never remember it).

    BEST OF HOMER BEER QUOTES
    "I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats." When The Simpsons are low on money and have to cut back on things like beer.

    "I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming."

    "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs."

    "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

    "DOE RE MI BEER
    DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
    RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
    ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
    FAR..... the distance to my beer
    SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
    LA...... La la la la la la beer
    TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
    That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)
    D'OH!"
    --Homer J. Simpson


    Series: The Simpsons
    Actor: Dan Castellaneta
    Occupation: Nuclear Safety Inspector
    Created By: Matt Groening
    Episode: Donnie Fatso
    Homer Simpson : see more

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