The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names People
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The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2014.

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    age 12 Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

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    age 12 Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

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    age 10 Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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    age 2 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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    age 15 Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

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    age 32 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    age 48 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

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    John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

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    age 19 Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

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    age 5 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    age 6 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    age 3 Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

    ) open
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    age 11 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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    age 14 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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    age 10 Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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    James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

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    age 46 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

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    age 12 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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    age 25 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    age 5 Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

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    age 10 Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

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    age 12 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    age 13 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

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    age 8 Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

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    age 7 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

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    Died at 25 (1989-2014) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    age 4 Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

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    age 27 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    age 8 Katie Price and Peter Andre

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    David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

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    age 15 Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

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    age 20 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    age 18 Erykah Badu and André 3000

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    age 12 Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

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    Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

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    age 18 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

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    age 6 T-Pain and Amber Najm

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    age 28 Lance Henriksen and Mary Jane Evans

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    age 24 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    David Carradine and Barbara Hershey

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    age 4 Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

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    age 6 Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica

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    Donovan Leitch and Linda Lawrence

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    age 6 Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam ("M.I.A.") and Benjamin Bronfman

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    age 6 Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

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    age 16 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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