The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

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List Criteria: Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2015.
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    12 Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

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    10 Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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    age 2 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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    age 15 Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

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    age 11 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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    age 5 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

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    Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names


    Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

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    46 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

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    7 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

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    Pixie Geldof is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names


    Pixie Geldof age 25 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    13 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    12 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    Rumer Willis is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names


    Rumer Willis age 27 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    Ireland Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

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    8 Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

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    16 Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

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    15 Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

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    2 Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel

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    Died at 36 (1976-2012) Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

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    Died at 25 (1989-2014) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    12 Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

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    Scout LaRue Willis is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names


    Scout LaRue Willis 24 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    age 18 Erykah Badu and André 3000

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    age 20 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affle... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names


    Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck 6 Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

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    6 T-Pain and Amber Najm

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    16 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    4 Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

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