The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names People
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The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2015.

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    age 12 Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

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    age 12 Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

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    age 10 Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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    age 2 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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    age 15 Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

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    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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    John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

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    age 32 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    age 48 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

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    age 19 Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

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    age 3 Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

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    age 5 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    age 6 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    age 11 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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    age 14 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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    age 10 Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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    James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

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    age 46 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

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    age 12 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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    age 25 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    age 10 Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

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    age 5 Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

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    age 12 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

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    age 13 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    age 8 Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

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    age 7 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

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    Died at 25 (1989-2014) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    age 8 Katie Price and Peter Andre

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    age 27 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    age 4 Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

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    David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

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    age 12 Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

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    age 18 Erykah Badu and André 3000

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    age 15 Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

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    age 18 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    age 20 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

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    age 6 T-Pain and Amber Najm

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    age 28 Lance Henriksen and Mary Jane Evans

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    age 24 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    David Carradine and Barbara Hershey

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    age 4 Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

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    age 6 Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica

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    age 6 Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

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    age 16 Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

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    age 16 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    age 6 Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam ("M.I.A.") and Benjamin Bronfman

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