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The Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What aer the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2013 and the current year's batch of babies at celeb baby list 2014.
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    2003 Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

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    2005 Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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    2003 Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

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    2000 Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

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    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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    2013 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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    1983 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

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    1967 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

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    1996 Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

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    2010 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    2009 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    2004 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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    2001 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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    2005 Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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    James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

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    added by BrittanyBear 2012 Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

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    2003 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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    added by RavinDoll 1969 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

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    added by Coolza 2010 Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

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    2005 Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

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    1990 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    2003 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    2002 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    2007 Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

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    added by Coolza 2008 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

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    1989 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    added by RachelDianePerry 2011 Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

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  30. 30
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    David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

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    1995 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    2007 Katie Price and Peter Andre

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    Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

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    1997 Erykah Badu and André 3000

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    2003 Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

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    2000 Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

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    added by Coolza Bandit Lee Way 2009 Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

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    1987 Lance Henriksen and Mary Jane Evans

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    Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

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    1997 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    2009 T-Pain and Amber Najm

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    1988 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    David Carradine and Barbara Hershey

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    2011 Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

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    2009 Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica

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    1991 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    2009 Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam ("M.I.A.") and Benjamin Bronfman

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    Donovan Leitch and Linda Lawrence

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    1998 Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook

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    2008 Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

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