The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

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List Criteria: Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2015.
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    age 12 Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

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    age 12 Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

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    age 10 Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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    age 2 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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    age 15 Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

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    age 48 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

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    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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    age 32 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    19 Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

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    age 6 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    age 11 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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    age 5 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    age 10 Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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    age 1 Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

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    46 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

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    James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

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    age 12 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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    age 7 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

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    age 25 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    age 27 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    age 13 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    age 12 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    age 5 Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

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    age 8 Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

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    age 8 Katie Price and Peter Andre

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    16 Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

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    age 15 Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

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    age 2 Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel

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    age 12 Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

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    Died at 36 (1976-2012) Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

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    Died at 25 (1989-2014) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    age 4 Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

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    age 24 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    age 18 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    age 6 Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

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    Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

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    age 18 Erykah Badu and André 3000

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