The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

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List Criteria: Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2015.
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    10 Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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    age 2 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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    age 15 Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

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    age 19 Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

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    age 11 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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    5 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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    10 Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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    1 Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

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    age 46 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

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    12 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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    7 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

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    age 25 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    age 8 Katie Price and Peter Andre

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    16 Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

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    15 Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

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    Died at 25 (1989-2014) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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    Died at 36 (1976-2012) Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

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    24 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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    18 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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    6 Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

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    Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

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    18 Erykah Badu and André 3000

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