The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names People
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The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2014.

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    age 12 Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

    ) open
  2. 2
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    - 2041

    age 10 Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

    ) open
  3. 3
    + 2734
    - 1970

    age 12 Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

    ) open
  4. 4
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    - 1961

    age 2 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

    ) open
  5. 5
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    - 1813

    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

    ) open
  6. 6
    + 2481
    - 1960

    age 15 Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

    ) open
  7. 7
    + 2103
    - 1762

    age 32 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

    ) open
  8. 8
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    - 1740

    John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

    ) open
  9. 9
    + 2142
    - 1703

    age 48 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

    ) open
  10. 10
    + 2147
    - 1731

    age 19 Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

    ) open
  11. 11
    + 1958
    - 1653

    age 5 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

    ) open
  12. 12
    + 1952
    - 1633

    age 6 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

    ) open
  13. 13
    + 1904
    - 1746

    added by BrittanyBear age 3 Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

    ) open
  14. 14
    + 1861
    - 1812

    age 11 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

    ) open
  15. 15
    + 1477
    - 1548

    age 14 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

    ) open
  16. 16
    + 1816
    - 1778

    age 10 Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

    ) open
  17. 17
    + 1665
    - 1588

    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

    ) open
  18. 18
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    - 1645

    James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

    ) open
  19. 19
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    - 1335

    added by RavinDoll age 46 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

    ) open
  20. 20
    + 1486
    - 1596

    age 12 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

    ) open
  21. 21
    + 355
    - 513

    age 25 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

    ) open
  22. 22
    + 1231
    - 1321

    added by Coolza age 5 Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

    ) open
  23. 23
    + 1273
    - 1399

    age 10 Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

    ) open
  24. 24
    + 1416
    - 1393

    age 12 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

    ) open
  25. 25
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    - 1349

    age 13 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

    ) open
  26. 26
    + 1417
    - 1469

    age 8 Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

    ) open
  27. 27
    + 1269
    - 1200

    added by Coolza age 7 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

    ) open
  28. 28
    + 1192
    - 1254

    Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

    ) open
  29. 29
    + 1137
    - 1487

    Died at 25 (1989-2014) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

    ) open
  30. 30
    + 1141
    - 1121

    added by RachelDianePerry age 4 Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

    ) open
  31. 31
    + 964
    - 1016

    David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

    ) open
  32. 32
    + 1327
    - 1148

    age 8 Katie Price and Peter Andre

    ) open
  33. 33
    + 1006
    - 1086

    age 20 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

    ) open
  34. 34
    + 740
    - 765

    age 15 Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

    ) open
  35. 35
    + 914
    - 958

    age 18 Erykah Badu and André 3000

    ) open
  36. 36
    + 1222
    - 1264

    age 27 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

    ) open
  37. 37
    + 1106
    - 1083

    age 12 Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

    ) open
  38. 38
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    added by Coolza Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

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  39. 39
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    - 1000

    Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

    ) open
  40. 40
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    - 1284

    age 18 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

    ) open
  41. 41
    + 962
    - 961

    age 6 T-Pain and Amber Najm

    ) open
  42. 42
    + 932
    - 1002

    age 28 Lance Henriksen and Mary Jane Evans

    ) open
  43. 43
    + 987
    - 1184

    age 24 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

    ) open
  44. 44
    + 836
    - 901

    David Carradine and Barbara Hershey

    ) open
  45. 45
    + 1053
    - 1004

    age 4 Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

    ) open
  46. 46
    + 820
    - 864

    age 6 Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica

    ) open
  47. 47
    + 747
    - 830

    age 6 Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam ("M.I.A.") and Benjamin Bronfman

    ) open
  48. 48
    + 771
    - 891

    Donovan Leitch and Linda Lawrence

    ) open
  49. 49
    + 742
    - 839

    age 6 Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

    ) open
  50. 50
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    - 518

    age 16 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

    ) open
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