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The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2014.
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  1. 1
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    age 11 Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

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  2. 2
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    Down 1590

    age 9 Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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  3. 3
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    Down 1525

    age 11 Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

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  4. 4
    Up 2169
    Down 1522

    age 14 Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

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  5. 5
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    Down 1510

    age 1 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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  6. 6
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    Down 1397

    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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  7. 7
    Up 1801
    Down 1370

    age 31 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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  8. 8
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    Down 1352

    John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

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  9. 9
    Up 1839
    Down 1356

    age 47 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

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  10. 10
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    age 18 Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

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  11. 11
    Up 1717
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    age 5 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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  12. 12
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    age 4 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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  13. 13
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    age 10 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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  14. 14
    Up 1284
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    age 13 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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  15. 15
    Up 1622
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    age 9 Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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  16. 16
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    Down 1273

    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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  17. 17
    Up 1599
    Down 1465

    added by BrittanyBear age 2 Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

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  18. 18
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    James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

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  19. 19
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    age 11 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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  20. 20
    Up 1201
    Down 1015

    added by RavinDoll age 45 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

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  21. 21
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    Down 1013

    added by Coolza age 4 Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

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  22. 22
    Up 1102
    Down 1104

    age 9 Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

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  23. 23
    Up 1243
    Down 1109

    age 11 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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  24. 24
    Up 158
    Down 233

    age 24 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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  25. 25
    Up 1176
    Down 1088

    age 12 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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  26. 26
    Up 1277
    Down 1241

    age 7 Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

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  27. 27
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    added by Coolza age 6 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

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  28. 28
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    Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

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  29. 29
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    added by RachelDianePerry age 3 Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

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  30. 30
    Up 1016
    Down 1248

    Died at 25 (1989-2014) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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  31. 31
    Up 888
    Down 859

    age 19 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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  32. 32
    Up 812
    Down 775

    David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

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  33. 33
    Up 608
    Down 566

    age 14 Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

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  34. 34
    Up 1140
    Down 901

    age 7 Katie Price and Peter Andre

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  35. 35
    Up 941
    Down 848

    age 11 Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

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  36. 36
    Up 759
    Down 741

    age 17 Erykah Badu and André 3000

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  37. 37
    Up 966
    Down 867

    added by Coolza Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

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  38. 38
    Up 722
    Down 785

    Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

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  39. 39
    Up 1011
    Down 1089

    age 17 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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  40. 40
    Up 1059
    Down 1101

    age 26 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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  41. 41
    Up 815
    Down 804

    age 27 Lance Henriksen and Mary Jane Evans

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  42. 42
    Up 810
    Down 767

    age 5 T-Pain and Amber Najm

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  43. 43
    Up 687
    Down 681

    David Carradine and Barbara Hershey

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  44. 44
    Up 936
    Down 800

    age 3 Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

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  45. 45
    Up 847
    Down 1015

    age 23 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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  46. 46
    Up 681
    Down 664

    age 5 Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica

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  47. 47
    Up 644
    Down 688

    Donovan Leitch and Linda Lawrence

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  48. 48
    Up 605
    Down 623

    age 5 Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam ("M.I.A.") and Benjamin Bronfman

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  49. 49
    Up 483
    Down 459

    age 6 Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

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  50. 50
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    Down 405

    age 3 Myleene Klass and Graham Quinn

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