The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names People
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The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2014.

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    age 12 Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

    ) open
  2. 2
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    age 10 Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

    ) open
  3. 3
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    - 2025

    age 12 Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

    ) open
  4. 4
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    - 2014

    age 2 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

    ) open
  5. 5
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    - 1866

    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

    ) open
  6. 6
    + 2512
    - 2015

    age 15 Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

    ) open
  7. 7
    + 2134
    - 1810

    age 32 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

    ) open
  8. 8
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    John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

    ) open
  9. 9
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    - 1751

    age 48 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

    ) open
  10. 10
    + 2179
    - 1773

    age 19 Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

    ) open
  11. 11
    + 1979
    - 1707

    age 5 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

    ) open
  12. 12
    + 1978
    - 1678

    age 6 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

    ) open
  13. 13
    + 1946
    - 1781

    added by BrittanyBear age 3 Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

    ) open
  14. 14
    + 1894
    - 1858

    age 11 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

    ) open
  15. 15
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    - 1597

    age 14 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

    ) open
  16. 16
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    - 1824

    age 10 Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

    ) open
  17. 17
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    - 1633

    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

    ) open
  18. 18
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    James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

    ) open
  19. 19
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    - 1381

    added by RavinDoll age 46 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

    ) open
  20. 20
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    - 1637

    age 12 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

    ) open
  21. 21
    + 383
    - 544

    age 25 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

    ) open
  22. 22
    + 1254
    - 1357

    added by Coolza age 5 Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

    ) open
  23. 23
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    - 1436

    age 10 Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

    ) open
  24. 24
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    - 1433

    age 12 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

    ) open
  25. 25
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    age 13 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

    ) open
  26. 26
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    added by Coolza age 7 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

    ) open
  27. 27
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    - 1506

    age 8 Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

    ) open
  28. 28
    + 1220
    - 1280

    Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

    ) open
  29. 29
    + 1156
    - 1521

    Died at 25 (1989-2014) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

    ) open
  30. 30
    + 1159
    - 1158

    added by RachelDianePerry age 4 Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

    ) open
  31. 31
    + 1344
    - 1184

    age 8 Katie Price and Peter Andre

    ) open
  32. 32
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    - 1052

    David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

    ) open
  33. 33
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    - 1290

    age 27 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

    ) open
  34. 34
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    - 1119

    age 20 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

    ) open
  35. 35
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    - 795

    age 15 Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

    ) open
  36. 36
    + 930
    - 989

    age 18 Erykah Badu and André 3000

    ) open
  37. 37
    + 1119
    - 1119

    age 12 Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

    ) open
  38. 38
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    - 1111

    added by Coolza Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

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  39. 39
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    - 1315

    age 18 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

    ) open
  40. 40
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    - 1037

    Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

    ) open
  41. 41
    + 975
    - 993

    age 6 T-Pain and Amber Najm

    ) open
  42. 42
    + 942
    - 1036

    age 28 Lance Henriksen and Mary Jane Evans

    ) open
  43. 43
    + 1003
    - 1216

    age 24 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

    ) open
  44. 44
    + 853
    - 930

    David Carradine and Barbara Hershey

    ) open
  45. 45
    + 1072
    - 1032

    age 4 Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

    ) open
  46. 46
    + 835
    - 894

    age 6 Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica

    ) open
  47. 47
    + 784
    - 920

    Donovan Leitch and Linda Lawrence

    ) open
  48. 48
    + 758
    - 862

    age 6 Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam ("M.I.A.") and Benjamin Bronfman

    ) open
  49. 49
    + 761
    - 864

    age 6 Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

    ) open
  50. 50
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    - 544

    age 16 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

    ) open
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