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The Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

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A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What aer the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2013 and the current year's batch of babies at celeb baby list 2014.
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    Up 1742
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    2013 More
    100
    Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
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    2003 More
    99
    Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
  3. 3
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    2005 More
    97
    Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten
  4. 4
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    Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa

    96
    Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa
  5. 5
    Up 1323
    Down 730
    2003 More
    92
    Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
  6. 6
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    1996 More
    90
    Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates
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    89
    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis
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    Up 1460
    Down 737
    1990 More
    89
    Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
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    Up 1264
    Down 770
    2000 More
    89
    Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
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    1983 More
    86
    Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
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    86
    John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp
  12. 12
    Up 1048
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    1967 More
    85
    Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa
  13. 13
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    2005 More
    83
    Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim
  14. 14
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    2010 More
    82
    Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
  15. 15
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    2009 More
    82
    Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
  16. 16
    Up 891
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    79
    James Brown and Deidre Jenkins
  17. 17
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    2012 More
    78
    added by: BrittanyBear
    Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles
  18. 18
    Up 920
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    2004 More
    77
    Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
  19. 19
    Up 907
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    Zeppelin Houseman Davis

    76
    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis
  20. 20
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    2001 More
    75
    Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
  21. 21
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    2007 More
    72
    Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings
  22. 22
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    2003 More
    72
    Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
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    2010 More
    72
    added by: Coolza
    Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz
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    Up 654
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    1969 More
    72
    added by: RavinDoll
    Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa
  25. 25
    Up 756
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    2003 More
    69
    Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
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    Up 723
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    2002 More
    69
    Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
  27. 27
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    2007 More
    68
    Katie Price and Peter Andre
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    Up 357
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    68
    David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 
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    1989 More
    68
    Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
  30. 30
    Up 660
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    2005 More
    68
    Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg
  31. 31
    Up 465
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    1995 More
    68
    Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán
  32. 32
    Up 645
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    1997 More
    67
    Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán
  33. 33
    Up 341
    Down 259
    1997 More
    67
    Erykah Badu and André 3000
  34. 34
    Up 352
    Down 316
    66
    Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
  35. 35
    Up 669
    Down 501
    2008 More
    66
    added by: Coolza
    Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
  36. 36
    Up 542
    Down 372
    2003 More
    65
    Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor
  37. 37
    Up 592
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    65
    Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn
  38. 38
    Up 668
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    1988 More
    64
    Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
  39. 39
    Up 531
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    2011 More
    63
    Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon
  40. 40
    Up 460
    Down 357
    1987 More
    63
    Lance Henriksen and Mary Jane Evans
  41. 41
    Up 455
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    2009 More
    62
    T-Pain and Amber Najm
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    62
    David Carradine and Barbara Hershey
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    Up 577
    Down 439

    Bandit Lee Way

    2009 More
    62
    added by: Coolza
    Gerard Way and Lyn-Z
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    Up 354
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    2009 More
    62
    Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica
  45. 45
    Up 555
    Down 387

    Bear Blu Jarecki

    61
    added by: RachelDianePerry
    Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki
  46. 46
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    61
    Big Boi (Antwan Andre Patton)
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    Up 279
    Down 237

    Oriole Nebula Leitch

    61
    Donovan Leitch and Linda Lawrence
  48. 48
    Up 501
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    1991 More
    60
    Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
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    Up 284
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    2009 More
    60
    Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam ("M.I.A.")and Benjamin Bronfman
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    Up 508
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    1981 More
    58
    Alice Cooper and Sheryl Goddard
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