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The Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

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A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

Hey, maybe you think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names. That's fine, too. Just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2012.
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  1. 1
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    Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette

    2005
    “ Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten „
  2. 2
    Up 122
    Down 42

    Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee

    2003
    “ Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf „
  3. 3
    Up 101
    Down 40

    Little Pixie Frou-Frou Geldof

    1990
    “ Bob Geldof and Paula Yates „
  4. 4
    Up 91
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    Audio Science Clayton

    2003
    “ Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton „
  5. 5
    Up 95
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    Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp

    “ John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin „
  6. 6
    Up 92
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    Moon Unit Zappa

    1967
    “ Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa „
  7. 7
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    Jermajesty Jackson

    “ Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza „
  8. 8
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    Down 28

    Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa

    “ Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa „
  9. 9
    Up 79
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    Pirate Houseman Davis

    “ Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis „
  10. 10
    Up 57
    Down 22

    Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver

    2009
    “ Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton „
  11. 11
    Up 71
    Down 37

    Kal-El Coppola Cage

    2005
    “ Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim „
  12. 12
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    Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence

    1996
    “ Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates „
  13. 13
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    Fifi Trixibelle Geldof

    1983
    “ Bob Geldof and Paula Yates „
  14. 14
    Up 47
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    Lyric Angel Parker

    “ Ashley Parker Angel & Tiffany Lynn „
  15. 15
    Up 56
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    Bamboo Patton

    “ Big Boi „
  16. 16
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    Peanut Kai Rademacher

    “ Ingo Rademacher and Ehiku Rademacher „
  17. 17
    Up 31
    Down 13

    Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings

    2007
    “ Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings „
  18. 18
    Up 50
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    Bogart Che Peyote Rainey

    “ David "Puck" Rainey and Betty Rainey „
  19. 19
    Up 46
    Down 26

    Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis

    2001
    “ Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis „
  20. 20
    Up 46
    Down 26

    Moroccan Scott Cannon

    2011
    “ Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon „
  21. 21
    Up 47
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    Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre

    2007
    “ Katie Price and Peter Andre „
  22. 22
    Up 42
    Down 23

    Zeppelin Houseman Davis

    “ Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis „
  23. 23
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    Down 24
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    Muziq Najm

    “ T-Pain and Amber Najm „
  24. 24
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    Reignbeau Rhames

    “ Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed „
  25. 25
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    Rebel Rodriguez

    1999
  26. 26
    Up 41
    Down 23

    Blue Ivy Carter

    2012
    “ Beyonce and Jay-Z „
  27. 27
    Up 49
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    Oriole Nebula

    “ Donovan and Linda Lawrence „
  28. 28
    Up 36
    Down 19

    Bingham Hawn Bellamy

    2011
    “ Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy „
  29. 29
    Up 44
    Down 26

    Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis

    2003
    “ Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis „
  30. 30
    Up 37
    Down 20

    Racer Rodríguez

    1997
    “ Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán „
  31. 31
    Up 30
    Down 14

    Kaydnz Kodah Najm

    2009
    “ T-Pain and Amber Najm „
  32. 32
    Up 45
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    Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

    2008
    “ Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale „
  33. 33
    Up 47
    Down 29

    Bluebell Madonna Halliwell

    2006
    “ Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi „
  34. 34
    Up 40
    Down 23

    Rocket Valentin Rodriguez

    1995
    “ Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán „
  35. 35
    Up 34
    Down 18
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    Seargeoh Stallone

    1979
    “ Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack „
  36. 36
    Up 28
    Down 13

    Aurelius Cy Andrea Busson

    2003
    “ Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson „
  37. 37
    Up 30
    Down 15

    Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver

    2002
    “ Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton „
  38. 38
    Up 31
    Down 16

    Bear Blu Jarecki

    2011
    “ Alicia Silverstone and Christopher Jarecki „
  39. 39
    Up 39
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    Mars Merkaba Thedford

    “ Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica „
  40. 40
    Up 49
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    Banjo Patrick Taylor

    2003
    “ Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor „
  41. 41
    Up 35
    Down 20

    Zephyr Benson

    1992
    “ Robby Benson and Karla DeVito „
  42. 42
    Up 37
    Down 22

    Peaches Geldof

    1989
    “ Bob Geldof and Paula Yates „
  43. 43
    Up 29
    Down 15

    Satchel Ronan O'Sullivan Allen

    “ Woody Allen and Mia Farrow „
  44. 44
    Up 30
    Down 16

    Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar

    “ James Brown and Deidre Jenkins „
  45. 45
    Up 40
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    Bronx Mowgli Wentz

    2008
    “ Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz „
  46. 46
    Up 33
    Down 19

    Atlas Heche Tupper

    2009
    “ Anne Heche and James Tupper „
  47. 47
    Up 43
    Down 28

    Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver

    2003
    “ Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton „
  48. 48
    Up 37
    Down 23

    Tyme Washington

    “ Isaiah Washington and Kristen Marie Wooster „
  49. 49
    Up 38
    Down 24

    Seven Sirius Benjamin

    1997
    “ Erykah Badu and André 3000 „
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    Up 23
    Down 11

    Everly Bear Kiedis

    2007
    “ Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie „

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