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The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2014.
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  1. 1
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    Down 1715

    age 11 Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

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  2. 2
    Up 2522
    Down 1641

    age 9 Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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  3. 3
    Up 2338
    Down 1573

    age 11 Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

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  4. 4
    Up 2212
    Down 1570

    age 14 Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

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  5. 5
    Up 2474
    Down 1568

    age 1 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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  6. 6
    Up 1928
    Down 1442

    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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  7. 7
    Up 1838
    Down 1410

    age 31 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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  8. 8
    Up 1875
    Down 1397

    age 47 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

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  9. 9
    Up 1825
    Down 1395

    John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

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  10. 10
    Up 1934
    Down 1398

    age 18 Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

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  11. 11
    Up 1635
    Down 1311

    age 4 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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  12. 12
    Up 1740
    Down 1345

    age 5 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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  13. 13
    Up 1654
    Down 1510

    age 10 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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  14. 14
    Up 1302
    Down 1273

    age 13 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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  15. 15
    Up 1649
    Down 1484

    age 9 Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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  16. 16
    Up 1506
    Down 1310

    Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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  17. 17
    Up 1633
    Down 1509

    added by BrittanyBear age 2 Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

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  18. 18
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    Down 1331

    James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

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  19. 19
    Up 1332
    Down 1334

    age 11 Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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  20. 20
    Up 1231
    Down 1049

    added by RavinDoll age 45 Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

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  21. 21
    Up 1082
    Down 1047

    added by Coolza age 4 Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

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  22. 22
    Up 1122
    Down 1136

    age 9 Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

    open
  23. 23
    Up 183
    Down 265

    age 24 Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

    open
  24. 24
    Up 1270
    Down 1137

    age 11 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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  25. 25
    Up 1196
    Down 1119

    age 12 Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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  26. 26
    Up 1295
    Down 1273

    age 7 Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

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  27. 27
    Up 1137
    Down 1017

    added by Coolza age 6 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

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  28. 28
    Up 1030
    Down 912

    added by RachelDianePerry age 3 Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

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  29. 29
    Up 1031
    Down 1096

    Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

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  30. 30
    Up 1034
    Down 1283

    Died at 25 (1989-2014) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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  31. 31
    Up 906
    Down 887

    age 19 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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  32. 32
    Up 828
    Down 803

    David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

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  33. 33
    Up 1161
    Down 935

    age 7 Katie Price and Peter Andre

    open
  34. 34
    Up 622
    Down 596

    age 14 Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

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  35. 35
    Up 775
    Down 768

    age 17 Erykah Badu and André 3000

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  36. 36
    Up 982
    Down 896

    added by Coolza Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

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  37. 37
    Up 954
    Down 881

    age 11 Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

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  38. 38
    Up 739
    Down 815

    Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

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  39. 39
    Up 1031
    Down 1115

    age 17 Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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  40. 40
    Up 1075
    Down 1132

    age 26 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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  41. 41
    Up 826
    Down 792

    age 5 T-Pain and Amber Najm

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  42. 42
    Up 830
    Down 834

    age 27 Lance Henriksen and Mary Jane Evans

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  43. 43
    Up 701
    Down 709

    David Carradine and Barbara Hershey

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  44. 44
    Up 953
    Down 829

    age 3 Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

    open
  45. 45
    Up 864
    Down 1047

    age 23 Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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  46. 46
    Up 697
    Down 688

    age 5 Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica

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  47. 47
    Up 658
    Down 716

    Donovan Leitch and Linda Lawrence

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  48. 48
    Up 622
    Down 651

    age 5 Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam ("M.I.A.") and Benjamin Bronfman

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  49. 49
    Up 501
    Down 485

    age 6 Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

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  50. 50
    Up 519
    Down 562

    age 16 Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook

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