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List Rules Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2015.

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Pilot Inspektor Lee is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pilot Inspektor Lee age 12 - Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

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Audio Science Clayton is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Audio Science Clayton age 12 - Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

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Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette age 10 - Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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North West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
North West age 3 - Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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Jermajesty Jackson is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Jermajesty Jackson age 16 - Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

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Blue Ivy Carter is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Blue Ivy Carter age 5 - Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

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Moon Unit Zappa is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moon Unit Zappa age 49 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

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Pirate Houseman Davis is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pirate Houseman Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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Fifi Trixibelle Geldof is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof age 32 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

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Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hu... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof age 20 - Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

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Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver age 7 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver age 5 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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Apple Martin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Apple Martin age 12 - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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Kal-El Coppola Cage is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kal-El Coppola Cage age 10 - Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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Zeppelin Howsmon Davis is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

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Dweezil Zappa is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dweezil Zappa age 47 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

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Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis age 14 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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Lyric Angel Parker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Lyric Angel Parker Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

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Summer Rain Rutler is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Summer Rain Rutler age 1 - Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

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Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

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Bronx Mowgli Wentz is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Bronx Mowgli Wentz age 7 - Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

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Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis age 12 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

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Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver age 13 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver age 15 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

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Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings age 9 - Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

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Egypt Daoud Dean is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Egypt Daoud Dean age 5 - Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

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Rumer Willis is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rumer Willis age 28 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esthe... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre age 9 - Katie Price and Peter Andre

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Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg age 10 - Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

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Pixie Geldof is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pixie Geldof age 25 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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Harley Quinn Smith is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Harley Quinn Smith age 17 - Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

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Reign Beau Rhames is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Reign Beau Rhames age 15 - Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

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Bear Blu Jarecki is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Bear Blu Jarecki age 4 - Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

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Banjo Patrick Taylor is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Banjo Patrick Taylor age 12 - Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

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Peaches Geldof is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Peaches Geldof Died at 25 (1989-2014) - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

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Ireland Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

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Scout LaRue Willis is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Scout LaRue Willis age 25 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

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Seven Sirius Benjamin is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Seven Sirius Benjamin age 19 - Erykah Badu and André 3000

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Sparrow Madden is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sparrow Madden age 6 - Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

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Axl Jack Duhamel is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Axl Jack Duhamel age 2 - Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel

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Racer Rodríguez is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Racer Rodríguez age 18 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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Bandit Lee Way is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

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Sage Stallone is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sage Stallone Died at 36 (1976-2012) - Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

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Rocket Valentin Rodriguez is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez age 20 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

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Harper Seven Beckham is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Harper Seven Beckham

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Kaydnz Kodah Najm is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kaydnz Kodah Najm age 6 - T-Pain and Amber Najm

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Bogart Che Peyote Rainey is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

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Moroccan Scott Cannon is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moroccan Scott Cannon age 4 - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

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Rebel Rodriguez is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rebel Rodriguez age 18 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán