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Most Ridiculous UFC Fighter Nicknames

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The most ridiculous UFC fighter nicknames use terms like "Twinkle Toes," the "Monstah Lobstah" and "The Barn Cat" to describe grown men who make a living from mixed martial arts. These cheesy nicknames for the men of the Ultimate Fighting Championship not only sound incredibly silly but some are the least fierce ways to describe men who could rip your head off before you get done uttering their ridiculous nickname.

It's easy to pick a nickname for a UFC fighter using a play on words with their name, but that does not make the nickname especially awesome. Take "Minecraft," Christian Morecraft, "Pee-Wee," Dave Herman, "Darth," Ryan Bader and "H20Man" Ron Waterman for example. Sure the nicknames make sense with the fighters' names, but they are still on the cheesy side.

Other UFC fighter nicknames straddle the fence between straight up weird and just plain lame. Kristian Rothaermel, aka "The Weather Underground," Marcus Davis, aka "The Irish Hand Grenade," Elvis Sinosic, aka "The King of Rock N Rumble" and even Tito Ortiz, aka "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" fall into that category.

Anyone who watches UFC or other MMA competitions will tell you that these are some of the toughest athletes in all of sports. That however would be the last thing you'd think of simply by hearing their sissy nicknames like "Mr. Wonderful," "The Janitor" and "JLau." Go figure.
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  1. 1
    Up 288
    Down 169
    1972
    Twinkle Toes
  2. 2
    Up 232
    Down 149

    Allen Berube

    Monstah Lobstah
  3. 3
    Up 274
    Down 194

    Yoshihiro Akiyama

    1975
    Sexyama
  4. 4
    Up 49
    Down 25
    No image

    Keith Jardean

    added by: iceman
    the dean of mean? Lol

  5. 5
    Up 188
    Down 149
    1965
    H20Man
  6. 6
    Up 176
    Down 143

    Vladimir Matyushenko

    1971
    The Janitor
  7. 7
    Up 168
    Down 145

    Tamdan McCrory

    1986
    The Barn Cat
  8. 8
    Up 264
    Down 247
    1976
    The Axe Murderer
  9. 9
    Up 168
    Down 156

    Matt Mitrione

    Meathead
  10. 10
    Up 131
    Down 121

    Marcus Davis

    1973
    The Irish Hand Grenade
  11. 11
    Up 177
    Down 166
    1977
    The American Psycho
  12. 12
    Up 175
    Down 165

    Joey Beltran

    The Mexicutioner
  13. 13
    Up 181
    Down 171
    1983
    Darth
  14. 14
    Up 87
    Down 80

    Roy Big Country Nelson

    added by: AlesInvictusAnimous
  15. 15
    Up 79
    Down 74
    1969
    added by: AlesInvictusAnimous
    Iceman
  16. 16
    Up 139
    Down 141
    1977
    The Hillbilly Heartthrob
  17. 17
    Up 20
    Down 18

    Joseph Benavidez

    added by: PrideOnTheRise
    Joebi Wan Kenobi
  18. 18
    Up 123
    Down 127

    Dave Herman

    1984
    Pee-Wee
  19. 19
    Up 138
    Down 143

    Elvis Sinosic

    1971
    The King of Rock N Rumble
  20. 20
    Up 68
    Down 71

    Clay "Carpenter" Guida

    added by: AlesInvictusAnimous
  21. 21
    Up 136
    Down 146
    1974
    Lil Evil
  22. 22
    Up 133
    Down 149

    Sean Sherk

    1973
    Muscle Shark
  23. 23
    Up 108
    Down 124

    Stefan Struve

    1988
    Skyscraper
  24. 24
    Up 61
    Down 72

    Donald "The Cowboy" Cerrone

    added by: AlesInvictusAnimous
  25. 25
    Up 133
    Down 156
    1977
    The Truth
  26. 26
    Up 62
    Down 74

    Vitor "Phenom" Belfort

    added by: AlesInvictusAnimous
  27. 27
    Up 138
    Down 162

    Joe Lauzon

    1984
    JLau
  28. 28
    Up 141
    Down 175
    1975
    The Huntington Beach Bad Boy
  29. 29
    Up 92
    Down 118

    Sam Stout

    1984
    Hands of Stone
  30. 30
    Up 104
    Down 135

    Phil Davis

    Mr. Wonderful
  31. 31
    Up 70
    Down 93
    1976
    added by: postal
    the last empeor
  32. 32
    Up 90
    Down 119

    Steve Berger

    1973
    Red Nose
  33. 33
    Up 98
    Down 129

    Christian Morecraft

    Minecraft
  34. 34
    Up 57
    Down 88

    Josh Koscheck

    1982
    added by: postal
    The cock tamer , anal magic, kosterbation.
  35. 35
    Up 54
    Down 84

    Jon Bones Jones

    1987
    added by: AlesInvictusAnimous
  36. 36
    Up 92
    Down 140
    1981
    added by: CrisDamienAquino
  37. 37
    Up 61
    Down 101
    1974
    added by: fredward
    shoebox
  38. 38
    Up 42
    Down 75
    1976
    added by: postal
    The New York bad ass
  39. 39
    Up 62
    Down 105

    Anthony Perosh

    1972
    The Hippo
  40. 40
    Up 64
    Down 108

    Jason MacDonald

    1975
    The Athlete
  41. 41
    Up 50
    Down 89
    1979
    added by: johnnyballgame
  42. 42
    Up 27
    Down 56

    Nick Denis

    1983
    added by: StephenJohnson
    "The Ninja of Love"
  43. 43
    Up 63
    Down 109
    1975
    The Engineer
  44. 44
    Up 49
    Down 90

    Eric Schafer

    1977
    Ravishing Red
  45. 45
    Up 65
    Down 115

    Kristian Rothaermel

    1972
    The Weather Underground
  46. 46
    Up 57
    Down 112

    Josh Burkman

    1980
    The People's Warrior
  47. 47
    Up 46
    Down 95

    Chris Tuchscherer

    1975
    The Crowbar
  48. 48
    Up 46
    Down 95

    Fabricio Werdum

    1977
    added by: ÁlvaroCastaño
    Vai Cavalo ("Go Horse")
  49. 49
    Up 55
    Down 110
    1975
    The French Sensation
  50. 50
    Up 40
    Down 88

    Seth Baczynski

    The Polish Pistola
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    1. Lanie Brander
      Most Ridiculous UFC Fighter Nicknames at 1/28/2013 1:30 PM
      UFC Fighter Nicknames . That's just alright in my eyes.
    2. RearSkindow
      Most Ridiculous UFC Fighter Nicknames at 1/21/2013 7:30 PM
      MMA Nicknames ? Very proud of ya.

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