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Something I Want to Ask YouJason: "There's something I want to ask you."
Vanessa: "There's something I'd like to ask you."
Jason: "How about we say it at the same time?"
Jason and Vanessa, together: "One, two…"
Vanessa: "Will you poop on me?"
Jason: "Wait, what'd you say?"
Vanessa: "I want you to be my first?"
Jason and Vanessa plan a romantic picnic in the park and each have an important question to ask the other. Jason's question involves a ring while Vanessa's question involves something much more unconventional.
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You Look Like...
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Truth or DareDonald: "See the blind kid over there? I dare you to blow out his candles before he gets the chance to."
A simple game of truth or dare in a restaurant goes from simple fun to being so wrong as a young blind boy is made the victim of a horrible dare.
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Huge Bushy CatastropheBatman: "I'm gonna get underneath the table and feed you lines."
Batman: "Oh s***!"
Robin: "Oh s***!"
Batman: "Dude, I can see her s*****."
Robin: "Dude, I can see her…"
Batman: "It's a huge bushy catastrophe down here. It's monstrous. It looks like she's sitting on Art Garfunkel's shoulders. It looks like she's giving birth to Ronald McDonald. I want to wash dishes with it. I mean, I feel like a velociraptor might jump out of this thing. It's so damn big. It's like she sat on a Muppet. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing."
Batman tries to play the good guy wingman for Robin as Robin meets Supergirl at a dating event. Tries is the key word as instead he's distracted by Supergirl's massive bush.
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Complete High School ExperienceFather: "It's very important that Kevin have a normal and complete high school experience."
Mother: "You dropped your books, f***face."
Father: "Hey guys, come check out this kid's weird pubes!"
To make sure Kevin has the typical high school experience while homeschooling, his parents take steps to humiliate him in their home. Bumping into him, calling him names and embarrassing him in the shower are all par for the course.
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You're BlackCoach: "Come on y'all. The games are about to start."
Basketball Player #1: "Coach, we scared. There's 10,000 people out there that think that we ain't good enough."
Coach: "Win or lose, I'm so proud of y'all but you're gonna win. What game are we playing?"
Basketball Player #2: "Basketball, coach"
Coach: "What color is their skin?"
Basketball Player #3: "White"
Coach: "Y'all going to kill those caucasians!"
Basketball Player #3: "Look at their fundamentals!"
Coach: "The fundamentals? You're black. They're white. This ain't hockey!"
This scene of a high school basketball coach addressing his players before a big game pokes fun at the racial inequalities of the sport. Coach isn't just confident in his players abilities, he's confident that their skin color can earn them the win.