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Something I Want to Ask YouJason: "There's something I want to ask you."
Vanessa: "There's something I'd like to ask you."
Jason: "How about we say it at the same time?"
Jason and Vanessa, together: "One, two…"
Vanessa: "Will you poop on me?"
Jason: "Wait, what'd you say?"
Vanessa: "I want you to be my first?"
Jason and Vanessa plan a romantic picnic in the park and each have an important question to ask the other. Jason's question involves a ring while Vanessa's question involves something much more unconventional.
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You Look Like...Neil: "You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal."
Ellen: "You look like you bathed in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic."
As these two show, after breaking off a relationship, sometimes interacting with your ex can be difficult, if not completely offensive.
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Truth or DareDonald: "See the blind kid over there? I dare you to blow out his candles before he gets the chance to."
A simple game of truth or dare in a restaurant goes from simple fun to being so wrong as a young blind boy is made the victim of a horrible dare.
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Huge Bushy CatastropheBatman: "I'm gonna get underneath the table and feed you lines."
Batman: "Oh s***!"
Robin: "Oh s***!"
Batman: "Dude, I can see her s*****."
Robin: "Dude, I can see her…"
Batman: "It's a huge bushy catastrophe down here. It's monstrous. It looks like she's sitting on Art Garfunkel's shoulders. It looks like she's giving birth to Ronald McDonald. I want to wash dishes with it. I mean, I feel like a velociraptor might jump out of this thing. It's so damn big. It's like she sat on a Muppet. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing."
Batman tries to play the good guy wingman for Robin as Robin meets Supergirl at a dating event. Tries is the key word as instead he's distracted by Supergirl's massive bush.
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Complete High School ExperienceFather: "It's very important that Kevin have a normal and complete high school experience."
Mother: "You dropped your books, f***face."
Father: "Hey guys, come check out this kid's weird pubes!"
To make sure Kevin has the typical high school experience while homeschooling, his parents take steps to humiliate him in their home. Bumping into him, calling him names and embarrassing him in the shower are all par for the course.
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