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Movies Everyone Else Loved And I HATED

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Sorry, consensus. You are WRONG about these films.
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  1. 1
    1996
    0.3
    I'm SO with Elaine Bennis on this one. Thank god I watched it on DVD so I could pause it during its 9 hour run to get up and revive myself with a few baseball bats to the head a few times. Then I could splash some cold water in my face, shake it off, and grimly return to the couch so I could figure out why everyone was having a religious experience over this movie.
  2. 2
    1994
    0.1
    I didn't see this when everyone else did. I was too turned off by all the worship. Instead I waited till DVD and promptly slit my wrists from the hokey, manipulative bulls**t of the filmmaking.
  3. 3
    1999
    5.5
    This was a fun movie, right up to the point where I was horrified to learn that he had CHEATED to get his stupid twist at the end. BOOOOOOOOOOOO. CHEATER!
  4. 4
    2000
    You know what I hate? A filmmaker who thinks he's too good for his audience.
  5. 5
    2000
    0.1
    Waaaaaaave to the lighthaouse keepah's kid...

    ... oh, and also to Diane Lane's giant, disembodied head floating over the waves in the end.
  6. 6
    1997
    1.8
    I f**king hate JACK. And also, Helen Hunt. Put em together... have this movie get all slobbered over by the critics and you have a recipe for me to hate. So, I admit that I'm probably not giving it a fair shake, but I still hated it. Hated the characters. Hated the fact that I was never getting those two hours back.
  7. 7
    1995
    3.4
    I guess people love watching other people destruct on screen. I don't. And when it starts to get self indulgent and minpulative? I REALLY don't.
  8. 8
    2000
    Lars Von Trier. Dogma.

    HATE.

    I would have listed ALL his pretentious bulls**t films here, but they don't really fall into this list category, since no one has seen any of them.
  9. 9
    1996
    4.5
    This one almost doesn't belong here. I didn't really hate, hate it. It kind of doesn't deserve to be hated, its just a popcorn flick. But because so many people seem to think it's great cinema, that's the only reason it's here. Someone has to take a stand. And that's me. With my Mac laptop... against the mothership of Roland Emmerich/Dean Devlin.

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  1. ariannafelidae
    Movies Everyone Else Loved And I HATED at 10/14/2010 1:24 PM
    I totally respect your hatred. :)
  2. Ms J
    Forrest Gump at 7/21/2010 10:44 PM
    Bout time someone got it right...and since when did Tom Hanks become the greatest f**king actor ever? Box of chocolates my ass.....
  3. jones
    Independence Day at 5/20/2010 7:28 PM
    bubububuubbubuubub but why?
  4. Pacal
    Movies Everyone Else Loved And I HATED at 4/20/2010 8:41 AM
    I disagree with some of your choices but a great peace filled me when I read that your list includes Forest Gump, more acurately it should be called Forest Gunk. God that film is indeed one manip**ative saccahrine piece of Sh*t. And thank you also for listing Good Will hunting. I too have it up to here with Jack Nicholson, mainly because he has been doing the same fu*king character for the last 30+ years!!
  5. Anonymous
    As Good as It Gets at 7/20/2009 10:32 AM
    i'm so glad somebody else hates this movie!! i completely agree, i HATED the movie, HATED the characters, and i WISH i would have never seen it and could take those 2 hours back. RIGHT there with ya!
  6. Pike
    Movies Everyone Else Loved And I HATED at 7/16/2009 11:22 AM
    Not a bad list...my list: Titanic, Silence of The Lambs, Bladerunner, all Prirates of The Caribbean films, all animation films (except The Incredibles)
    1. Anonymous
      Movies Everyone Else Loved And I HATED at 7/16/2009 8:46 PM
      Bladerunner?!! No possible way. Did you see the version without the condescending voice over the studio made them put in? And Silence of the Lambs was pretty great. I'll give you Titanic, and those idiot pirate movies, tho.
  7. Clark Benson
    Movies Everyone Else Loved And I HATED at 6/27/2009 11:50 AM
    Let it never be said that you don't have strong opinions Analise. with the exception of Independence and Dancer in the Dark I liked all these films, tho some of them are indeed pretty flawed, especially Perfect Storm and Good as it Gets
    1. analise.dubner
      Movies Everyone Else Loved And I HATED at 7/15/2009 7:31 PM
      I have it marked down in my book now that you liked Requiem For a Dream and English Patient. I shan't be forgetting this.
  8. Lillian Behrendt
    Forrest Gump at 6/24/2009 4:02 PM
    Thank goodness I'm not the only one.
    People have actually called me a sociopath for not liking it.
  9. mollierose
    Movies Everyone Else Loved And I HATED at 4/09/2009 4:57 PM
    I totally agree with numbers 1, 4 and 5. But come on, Independence Day? That movie is a classic.

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