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Sorry, consensus. You are WRONG about these films.
- 11996Anthony MinghellaDrama, Period piece, Romance film, War, Romantic drama, Film adaptation More“ I'm SO with Elaine Bennis on this one. Thank god I watched it on DVD so I could pause it during its 9 hour run to get up and revive myself with a few baseball bats to the head a few times. Then I could splash some cold water in my face, shake it off, and grimly return to the couch so I could figure out why everyone was having a religious experience over this movie. „
- 21994Robert ZemeckisDrama, Comedy, Period piece, Romance film, War, Romantic drama, Film adaptation, Comedy-drama, Coming of age More“ I didn't see this when everyone else did. I was too turned off by all the worship. Instead I waited till DVD and promptly slit my wrists from the hokey, manipulative bullshit of the filmmaking. „
- 31999M. Night ShyamalanDrama, Psychological thriller, Thriller, Horror, Supernatural, Suspense More“ This was a fun movie, right up to the point where I was horrified to learn that he had CHEATED to get his stupid twist at the end. BOOOOOOOOOOOO. CHEATER! „
- 42000Darren AronofskyDrama, Indie, Tragedy“ You know what I hate? A filmmaker who thinks he's too good for his audience. „
- 52000Wolfgang PetersenDrama, Disaster, Action/Adventure“ Waaaaaaave to the lighthaouse keepah's kid...... oh, and also to Diane Lane's giant, disembodied head floating over the waves in the end. „
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- 61997James L. BrooksComedy, LGBT, Romance film, Romantic comedy“ I fucking hate JACK. And also, Helen Hunt. Put em together... have this movie get all slobbered over by the critics and you have a recipe for me to hate. So, I admit that I'm probably not giving it a fair shake, but I still hated it. Hated the characters. Hated the fact that I was never getting those two hours back. „
- 71995Mike FiggisDrama, Romance film, Indie, World cinema, Romantic drama, Film adaptation, Erotica, Tragedy More“ I guess people love watching other people destruct on screen. I don't. And when it starts to get self indulgent and minpulative? I REALLY don't. „
- 82000Lars von TrierDrama, Musical, Crime fiction, Indie, Drama film“ Lars Von Trier. Dogma. HATE.I would have listed ALL his pretentious bullshit films here, but they don't really fall into this list category, since no one has seen any of them. „
- 91996Roland EmmerichDisaster, Science fiction, Doomsday film, Airplanes and airports, Alien invasion More“ This one almost doesn't belong here. I didn't really hate, hate it. It kind of doesn't deserve to be hated, its just a popcorn flick. But because so many people seem to think it's great cinema, that's the only reason it's here. Someone has to take a stand. And that's me. With my Mac laptop... against the mothership of Roland Emmerich/Dean Devlin. „
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Forrest Gump at 6/24/2009 4:02 PM
People have actually called me a sociopath for not liking it.
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