- 1+ 3- 0
Kermit's Been Acting a Little Weird
Walter: "Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?"
Miss Piggy: "That's ridiculous! He's never been so caring and devoted to me!"
Rizzo: "Yeah, that's what we are saying!"
While Miss Piggy does not want to admit it, Walter and Rizzo realize that the Kermit they know has been acting a bit strange lately. While they don't know yet that they're really dealing with Constantine, they do know something is wrong.
- 2+ 2- 0
This Is My Travel Badge
Sam Eagle: "CIA!"
Jean Pierre Napoleon: "Interpol!"
Sam Eagle: "This is my travel badge. Here's my real badge!"
Jean Pierre Napoleon: "You must have been looking at the wrong badge!"
Sam Eagle: "You were saying?"
Like men typically do, Sam Eagle and Jean Pierre Napoleon are in a pissing match to show who is more powerful. In this instance, that match comes as a result of who has the bigger badge.
- 3+ 5- 4
Constantine, the World's Most Dangerous Frogv
Walter: "It's Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog."
Fozzie Bear: "Check this out!"
Walter: "Oh, look, it's Kermit!"
[Fozzie Bear uncovers the mole to reveal Constantine in full]
Walter: "What did you do with Kermit?"
As Fozzie Bear astutely points out, Kermit the Frog and Constantine look very similar, with only the facial mole to tell them apart. As Walter shows, perhaps it's too easy to mix the two up.
- 4+ 4- 3
Dominic Badguy, International Tour Managerv
Dominic Badguy: "Dominic Badguy, International Tour Manager"
Fozzie Bear: "Dominic Bad guy?"
Dominic Badguy: "'Bad-gee,' it's French."
Dominic Badguy introduces himself to the rest of the Muppets as an international tour manager. As Fozzie points out, Dominic's name is 'bad guy," something Dominic fiercely denies.
- 5+ 1- 1
Not One Single Person Noticed?v
Kermit: "And not one single person noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?"
Fozzie Bear: "It sounds worse than it was."
Walter: "No, it's as bad as it sounds."
Kermit is alarmed that his closest pals in the Muppets didn't realize that he wasn't quite himself when Constantine was pretending to be him. Thankfully, they are all back together again now.
- 6+ 1- 1
Arrest That Frogv
Nadya: "Arrest that frog!"
Kermit the Frog: "For what?"
Nadya: "For breaking my heart!"
Miss Piggy: "What?!"
When Kermit is arrested, he (and unfortunately Miss Piggy) learn that it was not any true crime that got him arrested, rather a strange obsession by Russian GULAG officer Nadya that got him put in the clink.
- 7+ 0- 0
I Am Kermit
Constantine: "I am Kermit and now you have all the freedom you want!"
Gonzo: "When can I do my indoor running with the bulls?"
Pretending to be Kermit, Constantine addresses the rest of the Muppets. He tells them that they are "free" but what he is really counting on is that they will meet with Constantine's partner, Dominic Badguy, and help with the crime.
- 8+ 0- 0
Greatest Thief of All Time
Constantine: "My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!"
Dominic Badguy: "You mean our names, right?"
Constantine: "Of course. My name first, then space bar, space bar, space bar, your name."
Constantine is confident, if not cocky, about his reputation as an international thief. After they complete this heist, Constantine is sure that he will be known as the best of all time with even his partner no where close.
- 9+ 0- 1
I'm Not Constantine
Kermit: "There must be some mistake! I'm Kermit the Frog! I'm not Constantine!"
Nadya: "You're going to be here a while."
Kermit is mistakenly jailed by Russian GULAG officer Nadya. While he thinks he is being mistaken for Constantine, he doesn't know that Nadya secretly had a crush on/obsession with Kermit.
- 10+ 0- 1
It's Not Easy Being Mean
Constantine: "It's not easy being mean."
Kermit the Frog: [On television] "Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!"
Constantine: [Impersonating Kermit] "Kermit the Frog here"
Constantine sees the similarities between he and Kermit and wastes no time in practicing being Kermit so he can impersonate him. Spoiler: His mission works.