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"Muppets Most Wanted" movie quotes bring the beloved Muppets crew back to theaters for another feature length movie. The crime caper musical comedy film was directed by James Bobin using a screenplay he co-wrote with Nicholas Stoller. "Muppets Most Wanted" opened in the US on March 21, 2014.

In "Muppets Most Wanted," the Muppets crew go on an international tour where they sell out theaters all across the world. Along the way however, international crime mastermind Constantine the Frog (performed by Matt Vogel) learns that he bears a striking resemblance to Kermit the Frog (performed by Steve Whitmire) and sets out to trade lives with Kermit.

Pretty soon, Constantine, acting as Kermit, is leading the rest of the oblivious Muppets into his life of crime with the help of his partner, Dominic Badguy (Ricky Gervais). But with the help of Jean Pierre Napoleon (Ty Burrell) from Interpol, the crew fights to reunite with the real Kermit who is being held in a Russian prison by Nadya (Tina Fey), a Russian GULAG officer who has a slight obsession with the little green frog.

"Muppets Most Wanted" hits theaters still buzzing from other great recent openings such as "Mr. Peabody and Sherman," "The Grand Budapest Hotel," "The Lego Movie," "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty," "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues,"  and "Frozen".
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Kermit's Been Acting a Little Weird

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Walter: "Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?"
Miss Piggy: "That's ridiculous! He's never been so caring and devoted to me!"
Rizzo: "Yeah, that's what we are saying!"

While Miss Piggy does not want to admit it, Walter and Rizzo realize that the Kermit they know has been acting a bit strange lately. While they don't know yet that they're really dealing with Constantine, they do know something is wrong.
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This Is My Travel Badge

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Sam Eagle: "CIA!"
Jean Pierre Napoleon: "Interpol!"
Sam Eagle: "This is my travel badge. Here's my real badge!"
Jean Pierre Napoleon: "You must have been looking at the wrong badge!"
Sam Eagle: "You were saying?"

Like men typically do, Sam Eagle and Jean Pierre Napoleon are in a pissing match to show who is more powerful. In this instance, that match comes as a result of who has the bigger badge.
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Constantine, the World's Most Dangerous Frog

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Walter: "It's Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog."
Fozzie Bear: "Check this out!"
Walter: "Oh, look, it's Kermit!"
[Fozzie Bear uncovers the mole to reveal Constantine in full]
Walter: "What did you do with Kermit?"

As Fozzie Bear astutely points out, Kermit the Frog and Constantine look very similar, with only the facial mole to tell them apart. As Walter shows, perhaps it's too easy to mix the two up.
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Dominic Badguy, International Tour Manager

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Dominic Badguy: "Dominic Badguy, International Tour Manager"
Fozzie Bear: "Dominic Bad guy?"
Dominic Badguy: "'Bad-gee,' it's French."
Muppets: "Ohhhh"

Dominic Badguy introduces himself to the rest of the Muppets as an international tour manager. As Fozzie points out, Dominic's name is 'bad guy," something Dominic fiercely denies.
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Arrest That Frog

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Nadya: "Arrest that frog!"
Kermit the Frog: "For what?"
Nadya: "For breaking my heart!"
Miss Piggy: "What?!"

When Kermit is arrested, he (and unfortunately Miss Piggy) learn that it was not any true crime that got him arrested, rather a strange obsession by Russian GULAG officer Nadya that got him put in the clink.
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Not One Single Person Noticed?

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Kermit: "And not one single person noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?"
Fozzie Bear: "It sounds worse than it was."
Walter: "No, it's as bad as it sounds."

Kermit is alarmed that his closest pals in the Muppets didn't realize that he wasn't quite himself when Constantine was pretending to be him. Thankfully, they are all back together again now.
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I Am Kermit

I Am Kermit is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Muppets Most Wanted Movie Quotes
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Constantine: "I am Kermit and now you have all the freedom you want!"
Muppets: "What?"
Gonzo: "When can I do my indoor running with the bulls?"

Pretending to be Kermit, Constantine addresses the rest of the Muppets. He tells them that they are "free" but what he is really counting on is that they will meet with Constantine's partner, Dominic Badguy, and help with the crime.
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Greatest Thief of All Time

Greatest Thief of All Time is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Muppets Most Wanted Movie Quotes
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Constantine: "My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!"
Dominic Badguy: "You mean our names, right?"
Constantine: "Of course. My name first, then space bar, space bar, space bar, your name."

Constantine is confident, if not cocky, about his reputation as an international thief. After they complete this heist, Constantine is sure that he will be known as the best of all time with even his partner no where close.