My Favorite Calvin & Hobbes Quotes By The Doctor [63 more lists]

These are the best Calvin & Hobbes quotes. I love Calvin & Hobbes. Calvin and Hobbes was created by Bill Waterson, the JD Salinger of syndicated comic strips.

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Bill Waterson
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Bill Waterson
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Bill Waterson
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Bill Waterson
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

Bill Waterson
Bad news Dad. Your polls are way down...."My polls?"... "You rate especially low among tigers and six year old white males."

Bill Waterson
What state do you live in?... "Denial."

Bill Waterson

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

Bad news Dad. Your polls are way down...."My polls?"... "You rate especially low among tigers and six year old white males."

What state do you live in?... "Denial."