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My Favorite One Sentence Album Reviews By ericsandberg [15 more lists]
One of the jobs of a critic is to prevent you from wasting your time and money on a new album.
Sometimes a critic can save you time by avoiding a long-winded explanation of why an album should be avoided at all costs. Here are some of my favorite "quickie" reviews from over the years, one I wrote myself, back in school. Can you guess which one?
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GTR
By GTR.
"SHT" -
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In The Dark
By The Grateful Dead.
"A nasty shock for those who've dug the hole, selected the casket, and have just been waiting for the Dead to drop in".
This is a positive review, by the way. - 3
Best Shots
By Pat Benatar.
"One of the charming things about Pat Benatar is that she still looks like a newscaster". -
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Switched On Brandenburg
By Wendy (formerly Walter) Carlos.
"This music lacks balls". - 5
big generator
By Yes.
"Just Say No".
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My Favorite One Sentence Album Reviews at 9/29/2009 5:34 PM