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New years eve is a time honored tradition of going out with your friends and remembering the best parts of the year and resolving to be better at the stuff you weren’t so good at. Also there’s a lot of drinking involved. At least that’s what most of these new years jokes are about. There’s a lot of new years humor out in the world, what with it being the most celebrated holiday ever, and it was tough to put together a list of the funniest new years jokes but, believe it or not, here it is. Now read through these new years puns before you’re late for next year!

If you’re looking for funny new years jokes to tell at a party this year, then you’re in the right place. This list is chock full of enough new years eve puns to keep you laughing into the new year! If you’re tired of being the only person at the party without a few funny new years eve jokes hidden up your sleeve, you’ll want to keep this list on hand all evening in case the perfect moment presents itself right before the countdown. Whether you’re hosting a new years eve party or going out on the town, this list of hilarious jokes about new years eve is bound to make you laugh off your goofy new years glasses. Vote on your favorite jokes about new years eve!

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What is a New Years Resolution... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What is a New Years Resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other. 

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Youth is When You're Allowed t... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
Youth is When You're Allowed to Stay Up For New Years Middle age is when you're forced to. 

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What Is Corn's Favorite Holida... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Is Corn's Favorite Holiday? New EARS Day!

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When the New Years Baby's Voic... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
When the New Years Baby's Voice Change? When his ball dropped.

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What's a Digital Camera... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What's a Digital Camera's New Years Resolution? 1080p

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What Does it Mean If You Were ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Does it Mean If You Were Born In September? That your parents started the new year with a BANG!

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What Happened to the Irish Man... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Happened to the Irish Man Who Thought about the Evils of Drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking.

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What's the forecast for New Ye... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What's the forecast for New Years Eve? Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out. 

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What's the Problem with Joggin... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What's the Problem with Jogging on New Years Eve? The ice falls out of your drink!

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What Did the Chef Make For His... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Did the Chef Make For His New Years Dinner? New Years Filet

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What Does a Field Grow on Janu... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Does a Field Grow on January 1st? New Years hay. 

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What Do You Tell Someone You D... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Do You Tell Someone You Didn't See on New Years Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!

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What's the One Group That Hate... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What's the One Group That Hates New Years Day? The Times Square clean up crew. 

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What Do You Call Wanting a Dat... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Do You Call Wanting a Date for New Years Eve? Social Security

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What Did the Founding Fathers ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Did the Founding Fathers Do on New Years Day? They signed the New Years CONSTITUTION!

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What Do New Years Parades Have... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Do New Years Parades Have in Common with Santa Claus? No one is awake to see either of them. 

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How Did Prince Celebrate the M... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
How Did Prince Celebrate the Millennium? He partied like it was 1999.

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What Do Dead Beat Dads Make on... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Do Dead Beat Dads Make on New Years Day? New Years RESTITUTION!

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What's a Cow's Favorite Holida... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What's a Cow's Favorite Holiday? MOO Years Day!

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Which Band is Considered Most ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
Which Band is Considered Most Lucky to Listen to On New Years Day? The Black Eyed Peas.

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What Kind of Toilets Do French... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Kind of Toilets Do French People Use on January 1st? A New Years BIDET!

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What Happens Every Year When t... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Happens Every Year When the Times Square Ball Drops Every 12 year old boy gets jealous. 

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Who is the New Years Baby's Fa... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
Who is the New Years Baby's Favorite Painter? New Years Monet

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What Did Che Guevara Make on N... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Did Che Guevara Make on New Years Day? A new years REVOLUTION

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What Did Stephen Like to be Ca... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best New Years Jokes
What Did Stephen Like to be Called on December 31st? New Years STEVE!