- 1Up 4Down 0
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. Joseph Addison
- 2Up 4Down 0
- 3Up 4Down 0
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. Aristotle
- 4Up 4Down 0
The dog is the god of frolic. Henry Ward Beecher
- 5Up 3Down 0
new! I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em. Hilaire Belloc
- 6Up 3Down 1
Mankind differs from the animals only by a little and most people throw that away. Confucius
- 7Up 3Down 1
Shall we never have done with that cliche, so stupid that it could only be human, about the sympathy of animals for man when he is unhappy? Animals love happiness almost as much as we do. A fit of crying disturbs them, they'll sometimes imitate sobbing, and for a moment they'll reflect our sadness. But they flee unhappiness as they flee fever, and I believe that in the long run they are capable of boycotting it. Colette
- 8Up 3Down 1
Animals are such agreeable friends, they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. George Eliot
- 9Up 3Down 1
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- 10Up 3Down 1
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings
- 11Up 3Down 1
A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and not by a but. John Berger
- 12Up 2Down 0
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend. George Gordon Noel Byron, 6th Baron Byron
- 13Up 2Down 0
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. Winston Churchill
- 14Up 2Down 0
What an ugly beast the ape, and how like us. Cicero
- 15Up 2Down 0
- 16Up 2Down 0
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
- 17Up 2Down 1
Animals often strike us as passionate machines. Eric Hoffer
- 18Up 2Down 1
Poor little Foal of an oppressed race! I love the languid patience of thy face. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
- 19Up 1Down 0
What is a country without rabbits and partridges? They are among the most simple and indigenous animal products; ancient and venerable families known to antiquity as to modern times; of the very hue and substance of Nature, nearest allied to leaves and to the ground. Henry David Thoreau
- 20Up 1Down 0
Nothing walks the earth more savage than a mare enraged. Janet Morris
- 21Up 1Down 0
The owl of ignorance lays the egg of pride.
- 22Up 1Down 0
Be a good animal, true to your animal instincts. D. H. Lawrence
- 23Up 1Down 0
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
- 24Up 1Down 0
If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
- 25Up 1Down 0
The elephant, not only the largest but the most intelligent of animals, provides us with an excellent example. It is faithful and tenderly loving to the female of its choice, mating only every third year and then for no more than five days, and so secretly as never to be seen, until, on the sixth day, it appears and goes at once to wash its whole body in the river, unwilling to return to the herd until thus purified. Such good and modest habits are an example to husband and wife. Francis de Sales
- 26Up 1Down 0
Animals used to provide a lowlife way to kill and get away with it, as they do still, but, more intriguingly, for some people they are an aperture through which wounds drain. The scapegoat of olden times, driven off for the bystanders sins, has become a tender thing, a running injury. There, running away is me: hurt it and you are hurting me. Edward Hoagland
- 27Up 1Down 0
Animals are stylized characters in a kind of old saga -- stylized because even the most acute of them have little leeway as they play out their parts. Edward Hoagland
- 28Up 1Down 0
Who can guess how much industry and providence and affection we have caught from the pantomime of brutes? Ralph Waldo Emerson
- 29Up 1Down 0
Animals are in possession of themselves; their soul is in possession of their body. But they have no right to their life, because they do not will it. Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
- 30Up 2Down 2
The following general definition of an animal: a system of different organic molecules that have combined with one another, under the impulsion of a sensation similar to an obtuse and muffled sense of touch given to them by the creator of matter as a whole, until each one of them has found the most suitable position for its shape and comfort. Denis Diderot
- 31Up 1Down 1
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. Henry James
- 32Up 1Down 1
From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals are to be found in men and each of them exists in some man, sometimes several at the time. Animals are nothing but the portrayal of our virtues and vices made manifest to our eyes, the visible reflections of our souls. God displays them to us to give us food for thought. Victor Hugo
- 33Up 1Down 1
Be as a bird perched on a frail branch that she feels bending beneath her, still she sings away all the same, knowing she has wings. Victor Hugo
- 34Up 1Down 1
Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals. And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle, a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it. Milan Kundera
- 35Up 0Down 0
I fear animals regard man as a creature of their own kind which has in a highly dangerous fashion lost its healthy animal reason -- as the mad animal, as the laughing animal, as the weeping animal, as the unhappy animal. Friedrich Nietzsche
- 36Up 0Down 0
The best thing about animals is they don't talk much. Thornton Wilder
- 37Up 0Down 0
They do not sweat and whine about their condition, they do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins, they do not make me sick discussing their duty to God, not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things, not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago. Walt Whitman
- 38Up 0Down 0
Animals have these advantages over man: They have no theologians to instruct them, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills. Voltaire
- 39Up 0Down 0
A fence should be horse high, hog tight and bull strong.
- 40Up 0Down 0
The better I know men the more I admire dogs.
- 41Up 0Down 0
The keeping of bees is like the direction of sunbeams. Henry David Thoreau
- 42Up 0Down 0
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe E. Lewis
- 43Up 0Down 0
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile. Albert Schweitzer
- 44Up 0Down 0
No matter how eloquently a dog may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were poor, but honest. Bertrand Russell
- 45Up 0Down 0
Eagles do not beget Doves.
- 46Up 0Down 0
The fatter the flea the leaner the dog.
- 47Up 0Down 0
An eagle does not catch flies.
- 48Up 0Down 0
Four legs good, two legs bad. George Orwell
- 49Up 0Down 0
Who loves me loves my dog.
- 50Up 0Down 1
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. Ogden Nash
- 51 +
items 1 - 50 of 50
think you can do better?
Rerank This List
got a blog or website?