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Best Quotes About Funeral

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A list of the best funeral quotes and sayings, including the names of each speaker or author when available. This list is sorted by popularity, so only the most famous funeral quotes are at the top. The authors of these historic funeral quotes are displayed next to each quote, so if you see one you like be sure to check out other inspirational quotes from that same writer.

This list answers the questions, "What are the best quotes about funeral?" and "What are inspirational funeral quotes?"

This list includes notable funeral quotes by various authors, writers, playwrights, speakers, politicians, athletes, poets, and more. Vote on your favorites so that the greatest funeral quotes rise to the top, as the order of the list changes dynamically based on votes. Don't let your favorite funeral sayings get to the bottom of the list.

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    new! In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

    George Ade More
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    A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.

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    Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of a coarse voice breaking the solemn silence of night.

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    Some people never head a procession until they're dead.

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    Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.

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    On a day of burial there is no perspective -- for space itself is annihilated. Your dead friend is still a fragmentary being. The day you bury him is a day of chores and crowds, of hands false or true to be shaken, of the immediate cares of mourning. The dead friend will not really die until tomorrow, when silence is round you again. Then he will show himself complete, as he was -- to tear himself away, as he was, from the substantial you. Only then will you cry out because of him who is leaving and whom you cannot detain.

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    Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief.

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    I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. -- About a politician who had recently died

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    The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he's dead.

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    The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.

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    Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.

    François de La Rochefoucauld More
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