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A good husband is healthy and absent.

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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Ogden Nash

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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland

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A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.

Richard Steele

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An early-rising man... a good spouse but a bad husband.

Gabriel García Márquez

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Do let him read the papers. But not while you accusingly tiptoe around the room, or perch much like a silent bird of prey on the edge of your most uncomfortable chair. (He will read them anyway, and he should read them, so let him choose his own good time.) Don't make a big exit. Just go. But kiss him quickly, before you go, otherwise he might think you are angry; he is used to suspecting he is doing something wrong.

Marlene Dietrich

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His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!

Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom

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Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

H. L. Mencken

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I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to hint at any little delicate thing to drink and it came like magic in a pint bottle; it was not ecstasy but it was comfort.

Charles Dickens

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I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

John Lennon

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In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.

Robert Louis Stevenson

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No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.

Tallulah Bankhead

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Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour.

Barbara Ehrenreich

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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

H. L. Mencken

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The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband's bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool.

Pearl S. Buck

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The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

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The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

Oscar Wilde

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They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

Oscar Wilde

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Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the discipline of shrews at home.

Washington Irving

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Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

Thomas Fuller M.D.

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To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

Simone de Beauvoir

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When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Helen Rowland

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You -- poor and obscure, and small and plain as you are -- I entreat to accept me as a husband.

Charlotte Brontë

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A good husband is healthy and absent.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.

An early-rising man... a good spouse but a bad husband.

His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to hint at any little delicate thing to drink and it came like magic in a pint bottle; it was not ecstasy but it was comfort.

I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.

No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.

Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband's bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool.

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the discipline of shrews at home.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

You -- poor and obscure, and small and plain as you are -- I entreat to accept me as a husband.