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Best Quotes About Jokes And Jokers

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A list of the best jokes and jokers quotes and sayings, including the names of each speaker or author when available. This list is sorted by popularity, so only the most famous jokes and jokers quotes are at the top. The authors of these historic jokes and jokers quotes are displayed next to each quote, so if you see one you like be sure to check out other inspirational quotes from that same writer.

This list answers the questions, "What are the best quotes about jokes and jokers?" and "What are inspirational jokes and jokers quotes?"

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    My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

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    In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

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    Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.

    Ambrose Bierce More
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    new! I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

    Charlie Chaplin More
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    His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse.

    Graham Greene More
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    The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company was not worthy of the joke. They have introduced an almost insane individualism into that one form of intercourse which is specially and uproariously communal. They have made even levities into secrets. They have made laughter lonelier than tears.

    G. K. Chesterton More
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    All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.

    Laurence Sterne More
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    All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.

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    Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. Where be your jibes now, your gambols, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?

    William Shakespeare More
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    My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

    George Bernard Shaw More
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    I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces.

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    A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.

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    He jests at scars that never felt a wound.

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    If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

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    If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly.

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    'Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies; and till thou hast gone on, and raised a swarm of wasps about thine ears, and art half stung to death by them, thou wilt never be convinced it is so.

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    Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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    A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

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    The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke.

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    Jokes are grievances.

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