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Best Quotes About Smoking

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A list of the best smoking quotes and sayings, including the names of each speaker or author when available. This list is sorted by popularity, so only the most famous smoking quotes are at the top. The authors of these historic smoking quotes are displayed next to each quote, so if you see one you like be sure to check out other inspirational quotes from that same writer.

This list answers the questions, "What are the best quotes about smoking?" and "What are inspirational smoking quotes?"

This list includes notable smoking quotes by various authors, writers, playwrights, speakers, politicians, athletes, poets, and more. Vote on your favorites so that the greatest smoking quotes rise to the top, as the order of the list changes dynamically based on votes. Don't let your favorite smoking sayings get to the bottom of the list.
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    If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul. People smoke to celebrate a happy moment, or to hide a bitter regret. Whether you're alone or with friends, it's a joy for all the senses. What lovelier sight is there than that double row of white cigarettes, lined up like soldiers on parade and wrapped in silver paper? I love to touch the pack in my pocket, open it, savor the feel of the cigarette between my fingers, the paper on my lips, the taste of tobacco on my tongue. I love to watch the flame spurt up, love to watch it come closer and closer, filling me with its warmth.

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    To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.

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    Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

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    A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

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    new! Tobacco, divine, rare, superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all the panaceas, potable gold, and philosophers stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases but as it is commonly abused by most men, which take it as tinkers do ale, 'Tis a plague, a mischief, a violent purger of goods, lands, health; hellish, devilish and damned tobacco, the ruin and overthrow of body and soul.

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    The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

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    I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.

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    There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

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