Novelty Christmas Albums

List of all Christmas Novelty music albums; humorous Christmas songs, oddball Christmas songs. Every Christmas Novelty song you need is on one of these albums, including plenty of anti-Christmas songs. List is alphabetical but you can sort by any column.

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A Christmas Spanking

Asylum Street Spankers

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2001-11-06

Intro,You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,Merry Christmas, Baby,What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?,'Zat You, Santa Claus?,Baby, It's Cold Outside,12.25.61,Blue Christmas,Mele Kalikimaka,We Three Kings,Silent Night,Red Nosed Reindeer Blues,Linus and Lucy,Trim Your Tree,The Christmas Song,Far Away Christmas Blues
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An Unseasonably Yellow Xmas V2

Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

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If Santa Were My Lover - Part 1,If Santa Were My Lover - Part 2,The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 1,The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 2(a),The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 2(b),The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 2(c),The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 3,The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 4,The Messiah 1 - Opening,The Messiah 2 - Bun in the Ov
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Christmas Party

The Smurfs

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Christmas With the Smurfs,Smurfing Round the Christmas Tree,Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer,Winter Wonderland,I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day,I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,Merry Christmas,All I Want for Christmas Is a Smurf Hat,Wonderful Christmas Time,Merry Christmas Everyone,White Christmas,Last Christmas,On This Smurfary Day,Smur
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Yule Be Miserable

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Rated XMas

Matt Rogers

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Drunken Santa's Coming To Town,I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus,Rudolph The Deep Throat Reindeer,Suck On My Cock,Frosty The Pervert,I Love To Choke My Chicken With My Hand,Have Yourself A 1-900-Christmas,Have A Pornographic Christmas
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Non Stop Xmas Disco

The Roller Disco Orchestra

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We Wish You a Merry Christmas,Good King Wenceslas,I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,Deck the Halls,Jingle Bell Rock,White Christmas,The Little Drummer Boy,Joy to the World,Sleigh Ride,We Three Kings,Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town,O Tannenbaum,Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree,Silver Bells,Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,The Twelve Days of Chris
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White Trash Christmas

Bob Rivers

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2002-10-01

Aquaclaus,What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells,Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer,White Trash Christmas,The Little Hooters Girl,Be Claus I Got High,Not So Silent Night,Me and Mrs. Claus,Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas,Merry Christmas Allah,Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree,I'll Be Stoned for Christmas
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Keeping the X in Xmas

Chick Maggot

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2004-11-27
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Hell It's X-Mas

Trailer Trash

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Bleak Midwinter Polka,Rockin' Around the X-mas Tree,Please Daddy Don't Get Drunk This X-mas,You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,Home for the Holidays,Jingle Bell Rock,Night Before X-mas Boogie,Little Drummer Boy,Truckin' Trees for X-mas,Blue X-mas Lights,Mele Kalikimaka,Don't Believe in X-mas,Daddy's Drinkin' Up Our X-mas,Love for X-mas,X-mas Ti
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All I Want for Christmas is a Tax Increase

Capitol Steps

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It's Time for Killing Barney,Dumber Boy,Let Perot,We Need a Little Chrotophe,Check My Calls from Wood of Holly,All We Got for Christmas is a Tax Increase,O Fax Machine (O This P.C.),Doctor Bills,It's Beginning to Look Like Warren Christopher,Gun Nuts Boasting They Can Open Fire,Why's Madonna Kissing Santa Claus?,Don't Ask, Don't Tell,The T
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The Night Before Christmas

David Hasselhoff

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2004

Twas the Night Before Christmas,White Christmas,Joy to the World,Deck the Halls,Silent Night,God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen,Hark the Herald Angels,The Christmas Song,O Holy Night,Jingle Bells,Feliz Navidad,We Wish You a Merry Christmas,Please Come Home for Christmas (duet with Gwen),Stille Nacht

Edel Music
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Merry F %$in' Christmas

Denis Leary

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Comedy,Pop music,Rock music

2004-11-16

Comedy Central Records
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Merry Fuckin' Christmas

Denis Leary

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Meowy Christmas

Jingle Cats

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1993

Silent Night,What Child Is This?,Dance of the Reed Flutes,Up on the Housetop,God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen,Oh Come All Ye Faithful,Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies,Angels We Have Heard on High,Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring,Oh Little Town of Bethlehem,Carol of the Bells,Go Tell It on the Mountain,Oh Christmas Tree,Ode to Joy,Deck the Halls,Good K

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John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together

John Denver

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Christmas music

1979-10

RCA Records
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I Know What He Wants for Christmas

Kay Martin & Her Body Guards

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Hang Your Balls on the Christmas Tree,I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas,Come on Santa, Let's Have a Ball,The Night Before Christmas Binge,Santa's Doing the Horizontal Twist,Santa's Going to Be Late Tonight,The Girls Were All Happy,I Know What You Want for Christmas,A Funtastic Panorama of On-Stage Humor
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Merry Christmas To All From Pepino The Italian Mouse

Lou Monte

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Jingle Bells,Silent Night,Santa Nicola,Silver Bells,Dominick The Donkey,Pepino, The Italian Mouse,Christmas At Our House,All Because It's Christmas,Adeste Fideles

1270.2
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Christmas in the Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album

Meco

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Christmas in the Stars,Bells, Bells, Bells,The Odds Against Christmas,What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?),R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas,Sleigh Ride,Merry, Merry Christmas,A Christmas Sighting ('Twas the Night Before Christmas),The Meaning of Christmas
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Christmas With the Chipmunks

The Chipmunks

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Jingle Bells

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But I Thought Christmas Was Last Year

The Cow Exchange

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EP

2000
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Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas

The Crypt Keeper

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Intro to Album,Deck the Halls With Parts of Charlie,Juggle Bills,We Wish You'd Bury the Missus,Moe Teitlebaum,A Christmas Card for the Cryptkeeper
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Tales from The Crypt: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas

The Crypt Keeper

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Intro to Album,Deck the Halls with Parts of Charlie,Juggle Bills,We Wish You'd Bury the Missus,Moe Teitlebaum,A Christmas Card for the Cryptkeeper,Christmas Rap,Intro to Cryptkeeper's Family Christmas,Cryptkeeper's Family Christmas,'Twas the Fright Before Christmas,12 Days of Cryptmas,Intro to Revenge of the Cryptkeeper,Revenge of the Crypt
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Going Insane at Christmas

The Screaming Santas

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Intro,Going Insane at Christmas,Winter Wonderland,All I Want for Christmas Is You,Wrap Up My Heart for Christmas,Jingle Bells,Santa Goes to California,Alcoholidaze,Must Be Santa,Holly Jolly Anarchy,Little Drummer Boy,A Letter to Santa,God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen,Let It Snow,Spankin',Christmas Time,The Night Before Christmas,Santa's War Pigs
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An Unseasonably Yellow Christmas

Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

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The Lost Scrolls of Frosty: Part 1,The Lost Scrolls of Frosty: Part 2a,The Lost Scrolls of Frosty: Part 2b,The Lost Scrolls of Frosty: Part 2c,The Lost Scrolls of Frosty: Part 3,The Lost Scrolls of Frosty: Part 4,The Messiah 1: Opening,The Messiah 2: Bun in the Oven,The Messiah 3: Virgin Taunt,The Messiah 4: Why Me?,The Messiah 5: DNA Upgra
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Tiny Tim's Christmas Album

Tiny Tim

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1994

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth,That's What I Want for Christmas,White Christmas,The Christmas Song,O Holy Night,Silent Night,O Lil' Town of Bethleham, Amazing Grace, Throw Out a Lifeline,Rainbow on the River,Mission Bell,What a Friend We Have in Jesus

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The Incredible Singing Christmas Tree

Veggie Tales

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A John Waters Christmas

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Compilation album

2004

New Line Records
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Bangin' Around the X-Mas Tree

X-Mas Project

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29

Ally McBeal: A Very Ally Christmas

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This Christmas,The Man With the Bag,Please Come Home for Christmas,Silver Bells,Winter Wonderland,Run, Rudolph, Run

2252.627
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Merry MeX-mas

El Vez

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Two Live Jews Present Christmas Jews

2 Live Jews

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Merry X-mas and Fuck Off

Destructors

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1983
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Bummed Out Christmas

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Somebody Stole My Santa Claus Suit,Christmas Eve Can Kill You,Santa Came Home Drunk,I Don't Believe in Christmas,Lonely Christmas Call,Christmas In Viet Nam
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Dr. Demento Presents the Greatest Christmas Novelty CD

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Compilation album

1989-07-31

The Chipmunk Song,The Twelve Gifts of Christmas,Nuttin' for Christmas,A Christmas Carol,Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer,Twelve Days of Christmas,Green Christmas,I'm a Christmas Tree (feat. Dr. Demento),I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus,Santa Claus and His Old Lady,Christmas at Ground Zero,Christmas Dragnet,I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas,All I

3390.693
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Home Alone Christmas

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A Holly Jolly Christmas,My Christmas Tree,Somewhere in My Memory,Silver Bells,Sleigh Ride,Christmas All Over Again

2322.16
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Mob Hits Christmas

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Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas,Winter Wonderland,The First Noel,We Wish You A Merry Christmas/Silver Bells,Blue Christmas,Do You Hear What I Hear?
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

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1999-12-15

451.227
38

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

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Comedy

1999-11-23

Sony Music Entertainment
39

Papa Ain't No Santa Claus, Mama Ain't No Christmas Tree

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40

We Wish You a Hairy Christmas

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2003

Father Christmas,Naughty Naughty Xmas,Happy Holiday,Run Run Rudolf,Everyday Should Be Like Christmas,Jingle Bell Rock

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