Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

Halloween costumes for adults 2009 - Halloween costumes party got you scrambling for costume ideas on Halloween? Stand out with these funny homemade costume ideas for costumes that will really get you noticed. Just don't be surprised if they also get you banned from next year's Halloween party.

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The Hybrid

Why offend people on one level? Why not two? How about Hitler Steve Irwin complete with swastika flag and Stingray barb pole? How about Patrick Swayze-Stewart... they're both bald! Or Michael Jackson and a rapist… okay, I guess that’s the same thing. But you get the point.

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Giant Genitalia

It’s hard not to offend as a giant penis, vagina or asshole. Classic safety costume!

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Naked

It's simple, it's cheap, it's not done nearly as much as it should be and depending on how out of shape you are, it's still offensive.

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Animal Sex

Small pair of underwear and a stuffed animal to strap in front of your penis. Done!

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Rapist

Tight t-shirt cut to show a lot of stomach, a bag of candy, a moustache, and some kids toys.

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Freddy Mercury with AIDS

This costume is just a paler version of Freddy Mercury.

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Just had an abortion

Messed up hair and running eye make up. That’s all it takes! As soon as someone asks you what you are, just say, “I just had an abortion and I don’t feel like talking.”

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Real Blood

Cut yourself. It'll heal.

Fake blood at a party: Not offensive.
Real blood at a party: Really Offensive.

Think about it. You'll be remembered forever. Don't you want to be remembered forever?

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According to Jim

Nothing's more offensive than showing up to a party as Jim Belushi... NOTHING!

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Gynecologist

This just makes you look like a douche. Only do it if you want to look like a huge douche.

Hint: If you want to be an even bigger douche, get a sign that says, “Free Inspections”

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by Vedavyas at August 19, 2010 03:57

http://www.halloweencostumesbest.com/avatar-costumes" rel="nofollow"> Avatar Costumes for this Halloween season will be great for both adults and kids.Hope this Halloween will be lively with Halloween costumes.

by Tommy Pickles at October 30, 2009 13:42

I'm thinking..... Dressing as a Jewish male. Modern however: Business suit, large (fake) nose, cash stuffed in every pocket (monopoly money/green paper), Glasses, Ear-locks, and to top it off a construction helmet with a Palestinian flag on both sides.

by anonymous at October 27, 2009 16:36

YEAHHHHHH!

by kpb456 at October 27, 2009 14:43

These are too funny.

by Carlos at October 27, 2009 14:43

Instead of being a girl having an abortion there should be a costume that is just an abortion.

by Josh at January 13, 2010 14:58

according to http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1036562/most_offensive_worst_halloween_costumes.html?cat=46 : "The most offensive, worst Halloween costume I ever laid eyes upon was the 6-8 man who dressed as an abortion. He attached a bent-up hanger to his head, and covered his body in plastic wrap smeared with catsup."

by godzilla at October 22, 2009 15:23

these weren't funny, clever, or even well thought out. good job douchebag.

by RZ at October 13, 2009 12:56

Here are some great Costumes for 2009 on this funny new website http://www.muffslap.com/most-popular-halloween-costumes-2009/

by anonymous at October 19, 2009 10:31

"mufflsap"?...awesome?...

by Alex Sargeant at October 13, 2009 14:04

Nice one douche!

by Geekscape at October 13, 2009 17:46

Wow, yeah, SPAM much?!

by litgoddess at October 12, 2009 22:42

you seem to have a preoccupation with sex and rape = yes, they are two different things.

by Alex Sargeant at October 13, 2009 14:05

Shame on that sentence.

by litgoddess at October 17, 2009 21:27

shame on YOUR sentence! hahaha

by anonymous at November 08, 2009 18:45

I imagine being paired with you is a sentence.

by Oreol at October 12, 2009 12:00

Well, this sucked.

by Alex Sargeant at October 12, 2009 13:13

Thank you.

by Oreol at October 13, 2009 20:44

You seem to have misunderstood me. The ideas weren't clever, funny, offensive, edgy or otherwise of any immediate value. The time I spent reading this list could have been better spent sitting in a corner waiting for the icy specter of death to take me away from the mediocrity that is your writing.

by litgoddess at October 17, 2009 21:26

weren't you doing that anyway? it's not like you really had anything better to do.

by anonymous at November 08, 2009 18:46

I was right. I would rather have homeless men come up and pee on my leg than spend time with you in RL.

by Alex Sargeant at October 13, 2009 22:35

Nope. That's exactly what I thought you meant by that.

by MandyG at October 09, 2009 17:48

hehehehehe.....gynecologist.

by vidya at October 09, 2009 00:24

nice list!

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