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Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

Halloween costumes for adults 2009 - Halloween costumes party got you scrambling for costume ideas on Halloween? Stand out with these funny homemade costume ideas for costumes that will really get you noticed. Just don't be surprised if they also get you banned from next year's Halloween party.

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The Hybrid

Why offend people on one level? Why not two? How about Hitler Steve Irwin complete with swastika flag and Stingray barb pole? How about Patrick Swayze-Stewart... they're both bald! Or Michael Jackson and a rapist… okay, I guess that’s the same thing. But you get the point.
2

Giant Genitalia

It’s hard not to offend as a giant penis, vagina or asshole. Classic safety costume!
3

Naked

It's simple, it's cheap, it's not done nearly as much as it should be and depending on how out of shape you are, it's still offensive.
4

Animal Sex

Small pair of underwear and a stuffed animal to strap in front of your penis. Done!
5

Rapist

Tight t-shirt cut to show a lot of stomach, a bag of candy, a moustache, and some kids toys.
6

Freddy Mercury with AIDS

This costume is just a paler version of Freddy Mercury.
7

Just had an abortion

Messed up hair and running eye make up. That’s all it takes! As soon as someone asks you what you are, just say, “I just had an abortion and I don’t feel like talking.”
8

Real Blood

Cut yourself. It'll heal. Fake blood at a party: Not offensive. Real blood at a party: Really Offensive. Think about it. You'll be remembered forever. Don't you want to be remembered forever?
9

According to Jim

Nothing's more offensive than showing up to a party as Jim Belushi... NOTHING!
10

Gynecologist

This just makes you look like a douche. Only do it if you want to look like a huge douche. Hint: If you want to be an even bigger douche, get a sign that says, “Free Inspections”

Comments

comment by Tommy Pickles on October 30, 2009 20:42 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

I'm thinking..... Dressing as a Jewish male. Modern however: Business suit, large (fake) nose, cash stuffed in every pocket (monopoly money/green paper), Glasses, Ear-locks, and to top it off a construction helmet with a Palestinian flag on both sides.

comment by anonymous on October 27, 2009 23:36 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

YEAHHHHHH!

comment by kpb456 on October 27, 2009 21:43 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

These are too funny.

comment by Carlos on October 27, 2009 21:43 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

Instead of being a girl having an abortion there should be a costume that is just an abortion.

comment by Josh on January 13, 2010 22:58 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

according to http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1036562/most_offensive_worst_halloween_costumes.html?cat=46 : "The most offensive, worst Halloween costume I ever laid eyes upon was the 6-8 man who dressed as an abortion. He attached a bent-up hanger to his head, and covered his body in plastic wrap smeared with catsup."

comment by godzilla on October 22, 2009 22:23 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

these weren't funny, clever, or even well thought out. good job douchebag.

comment by dsd on October 16, 2009 13:13 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

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comment by trt on October 16, 2009 13:13 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

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comment by anonymous on October 27, 2009 23:37 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

whats' that mean?

comment by anonymous on October 16, 2009 13:12 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

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comment by RZ on October 13, 2009 19:56 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

Here are some great Costumes for 2009 on this funny new website http://www.muffslap.com/most-popular-halloween-costumes-2009/

comment by anonymous on October 19, 2009 17:31 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

"mufflsap"?...awesome?...

comment by Alex Sargeant on October 13, 2009 21:04 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

Nice one douche!

comment by Geekscape on October 14, 2009 00:46 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

Wow, yeah, SPAM much?!

comment by litgoddess on October 13, 2009 05:42 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

you seem to have a preoccupation with sex and rape = yes, they are two different things.

comment by Alex Sargeant on October 13, 2009 21:05 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

Shame on that sentence.

comment by litgoddess on October 18, 2009 04:27 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

shame on YOUR sentence! hahaha

comment by anonymous on November 09, 2009 02:45 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

I imagine being paired with you is a sentence.

comment by Oreol on October 12, 2009 19:00 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

Well, this sucked.

comment by Alex Sargeant on October 12, 2009 20:13 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

Thank you.

comment by Oreol on October 14, 2009 03:44 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

You seem to have misunderstood me. The ideas weren't clever, funny, offensive, edgy or otherwise of any immediate value. The time I spent reading this list could have been better spent sitting in a corner waiting for the icy specter of death to take me away from the mediocrity that is your writing.

comment by litgoddess on October 18, 2009 04:26 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

weren't you doing that anyway? it's not like you really had anything better to do.

comment by anonymous on November 09, 2009 02:46 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

I was right. I would rather have homeless men come up and pee on my leg than spend time with you in RL.

comment by Alex Sargeant on October 14, 2009 05:35 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

Nope. That's exactly what I thought you meant by that.

comment by MandyG on October 10, 2009 00:48 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

hehehehehe.....gynecologist.

comment by vidya on October 09, 2009 07:24 about Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas

nice list!

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