Offensive Halloween Costume Ideas By Alex Sargeant  [19 more lists]

Well, this is one way to plow through the crowds at a busy Halloween parade if you need to get going somewhere. Honestly, this costume brings up a number of questions: how could someone entertain such a thought? Why? Have you done this before?

Let us all hope he wasn't hammered and stumbling around before being tripped up by his pants. I'm afraid that the sheep would dislodge and reveal something none of us want to see.

You wonder what kind of party is this with this man present and Jesus behind him nailed to the cross, although even Jesus felt the need to turn around in his crucifix and look the other way.

Want to assemble a similar costume? We suggestthis trailer trash costume, mullet included & combined with this
7" Stuffed Sheep attached to your belt in a suggestive way.

The perfect complimentary outfit to a sex with sheep costume? Lil Bo Peep of course!

Dress up for Halloween as what is acknowledged to be one of the worst people ever to exist and you're more than guaranteed to piss a lot of people off.

Dress your kid up as one of the worst people to ever exist and there's no telling what might happen. Adults are responsible for themselves if they come up with terrible Halloween plans, but this idea right here is borderline child abuse. Imagine trick-or-treating. What would the nice next-door neighbors Mr. and Mrs. Abraham say?

The only plus side (and I mean only) might be all the extra candy you're going to save because it's being thrown at you by the other kids.

And let's hope that's not a gas oven behind the poor little kid (I assume he's not the one who picked out his outfit).

Got a sweet brown suit and some shoe polish? Just add this Nazi Armband to your costume, and you are prepared to Reich the party!

It's time to get really creative this year and bring back the pirates vs. ninjas debate. But here is one way you don't want to be be doing that. We're not sure what the costume is really trying to say, but it certainly leaves an impression. Can ninjas fight the monthly cycle? is it true that sanitary pads are becoming self-defensive? Either way, Still prefer pirates.

Well, if you want to bring back some of the worst memories this country has ever gone through, going as this costume is your chance. Word is, the conspiracy theorists still make their arguments that Bush is the enemy. You can always make the argument fresh again this year at your local Halloween party like the guys here and piss the majority of people who decided they want to move on.

Are you pro life or pro choice? Well, how about neither. Take the classical Halloween zombie and integrate it with the ever-lasting abortion debate. One thing's for sure: you're bound to get both sides to come together and agree on one thing. Your costume bites. A lot.

The only debate that's relevant this year is this: what is that thing coming out of your stomach? A zombie fetus or a really hungry zombie baby?