- 1+ 47- 14
Work proverbsThe early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
- 2+ 33- 10
Apply in personIf you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled.
- 3+ 39- 15
Must be flexible at workOn many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
- 4+ 27- 10
A Clean DeskA clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
- 5+ 30- 14
Murphy's law on workIf it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
- 6+ 20- 10
MistakesIf our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake.
- 7+ 16- 7
Pretending Added by: Demon_Boy"As long as my boss pretends to pay me, I keep on pretending to be working !!"
- 8+ 17- 8
Management Funda"We will do it" means "You will do it."
- 9+ 20- 13
Pay your taxIncome tax officer gave tips to a young lady, "You should pay your income tax with smile." The lady replied, "I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque."
- 10+ 21- 17
Increase my salaryOne employee told his boss, "Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently." The boss replied, "The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company."
- 11+ 10- 7
If you need to know to get along at workIf it's the Boss, look busy.
- 12+ 16- 15
Reasons to allow drinking at workIt leads to more honest communications.
- 13+ 10- 9
Go and Tell Your BossIf you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.
- 14+ 9- 8
Tax Collector OfficeAn old man walks into the tax collector’s office and sat down and smiled at everyone. "May I help you?" said the clerk in charge. "No," said the old man. "I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these years."
- 15+ 14- 14
Caught Sleeping in OfficeOne employee said, they told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.
- 16+ 6- 8
Trick to liven up a meetingGive a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone.
- 17+ 8- 11
Job EvaluationIf brains were taxed, she would get a refund.
- 18+ 4- 8
For getting guaranteed promotion without any hard workUse computers to look busy.
- 19+ 5- 10
Company Car BenefitThey only burn the cheapest gas available.
- 20+ 4- 9
Funny real resumeLets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.