20+ Pretty Good Jokes About the Workplace Anything

20+ Pretty Good Jokes About the Workplace

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List Criteria: Jokes about the workplace, office politics, working, jobs, bosses, desks, etc.

List of office jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at office humor from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about the office are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to workplace humor, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites! Office jokes and one liners are always are a fun way to diffuse any tension in the work place and hey, they're even pretty funny.

What are the best office jokes? Take a look here and you'll see.


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    Work proverbs

    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
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    Apply in person

    Apply in person
    Photo: NJLA: New Jersey Library Association
    If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled.
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    Must be flexible at work

    On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
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    A Clean Desk

    A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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    Murphy's law on work

    Murphy's law on work
    Photo: César Santiago Molina
    If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
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    Mistakes

    If our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake.
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    Pretending

    Pretending
    Photo: Zach Klein
    "As long as my boss pretends to pay me, I keep on pretending to be working !!"
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    Management Funda

    Management Funda
    Photo: East Capital
    "We will do it" means "You will do it."
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    Pay your tax

    Pay your tax
    Photo: Tax Credits
    Income tax officer gave tips to a young lady, "You should pay your income tax with smile." The lady replied, "I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque."
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    Increase my salary

    One employee told his boss, "Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently." The boss replied, "The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company."
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    If you need to know to get along at work

    If you need to know to get along at work
    Photo: AmandaB3
    If it's the Boss, look busy.
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    Go and Tell Your Boss

    If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.
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    Tax Collector Office

    An old man walks into the tax collector’s office and sat down and smiled at everyone. "May I help you?" said the clerk in charge. "No," said the old man. "I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these years."
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    Reasons to allow drinking at work

    Reasons to allow drinking at work
    Photo: Maryanne Ventrice
    It leads to more honest communications.
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    Caught Sleeping in Office

    Caught Sleeping in Office
    Photo: Jay Gooby
    One employee said, they told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.
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    Trick to liven up a meeting

    Trick to liven up a meeting
    Photo: Bill Roehl
    Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone.
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    Job Evaluation

    Job Evaluation
    Photo: Aberdeen Proving Ground
    If brains were taxed, she would get a refund.
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    Funny real resume

    Funny real resume
    Photo: Paul Downey
    Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.
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    For getting guaranteed promotion without any hard work

    For getting guaranteed promotion without any hard work
    Photo: PromotingEnterprise
    Use computers to look busy.
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    Company Car Benefit

    They only burn the cheapest gas available.
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