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20+ Pretty Good Jokes About the Workplace

List Criteria: Jokes about the workplace, office politics, working, jobs, bosses, desks, etc.

List of office jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at office humor from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about the office are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to workplace humor, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites! Office jokes and one liners are always are a fun way to diffuse any tension in the work place and hey, they're even pretty funny.

What are the best office jokes? Take a look here and you'll see.

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    Work proverbs

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    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
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    Apply in person

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    If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled.
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    Must be flexible at work

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    On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
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    A Clean Desk

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    A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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    Murphy's law on work

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    If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
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    Mistakes

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    If our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake.
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    Pretending Added by: Demon_Boy

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    "As long as my boss pretends to pay me, I keep on pretending to be working !!"
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    Management Funda

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    "We will do it" means "You will do it."
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    Pay your tax

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    Income tax officer gave tips to a young lady, "You should pay your income tax with smile." The lady replied, "I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque."
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    Increase my salary

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    One employee told his boss, "Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently." The boss replied, "The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company."
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    If you need to know to get along at work

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    If it's the Boss, look busy.
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    Reasons to allow drinking at work

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    It leads to more honest communications.
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    Go and Tell Your Boss

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    If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.
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    Tax Collector Office

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    An old man walks into the tax collector’s office and sat down and smiled at everyone. "May I help you?" said the clerk in charge. "No," said the old man. "I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these years."
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    Caught Sleeping in Office

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    One employee said, they told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.
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    Trick to liven up a meeting

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    Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone.
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    Job Evaluation

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    If brains were taxed, she would get a refund.
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    For getting guaranteed promotion without any hard work

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    Use computers to look busy.
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    Company Car Benefit

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    They only burn the cheapest gas available.
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    Funny real resume

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    Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.
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