Office Jokes

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List of office jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at office humor from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about the office are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to workplace humor, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!

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Work proverbs

“ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. „
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Must be flexible at work

“ On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles. „
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Apply in person

“ If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled. „
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A Clean Desk

“ A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. „
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Murphy's law on work

“ If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. „
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Increase my salary

“ One employee told his boss, "Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently." The boss replied, "The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company." „
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Reasons to allow drinking at work

“ It leads to more honest communications. „
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Pay your tax

“ Income tax officer gave tips to a young lady, "You should pay your income tax with smile." The lady replied, "I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque." „
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Management Funda

“ "We will do it" means "You will do it." „
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Pretending

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“ "As long as my boss pretends to pay me, I keep on pretending to be working !!" „
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Mistakes

“ If our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake. „
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Go and Tell Your Boss

“ If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess. „
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Tax Collector Office

“ An old man walks into the tax collector’s office and sat down and smiled at everyone. "May I help you?" said the clerk in charge. "No," said the old man. "I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these years." „
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Caught Sleeping in Office

“ One employee said, they told me at the Blood Bank this might happen. „
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If you need to know to get along at work

“ If it's the Boss, look busy. „
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For getting guaranteed promotion without any hard work

“ Use computers to look busy. „
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Funny real resume

“ Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience. „
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How to Start Office Cleaning?

“ Pick up and put away anything that you can. „
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Job Evaluation

“ If brains were taxed, she would get a refund. „
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An Old Occupation

“ Old bosses never die, much as you want them to. „
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Trick to liven up a meeting

“ Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. „
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Company Car Benefit

“ They only burn the cheapest gas available. „
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