- 1+ 9- 1
A hundred percent cooperationMcMurphy: I'm here to cooperate with you a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with ya'. You watch.
- 2+ 7- 3
Aren't you ashamed?vNurse Ratched: Aren't you ashamed?
Billy: No, I'm not.
[Applause from friends]
Nurse Ratched: You know Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.
Billy: Um, um, well, y-y-y-you d-d-d-don't have to t-t-t-tell her, Miss Ratched.
Nurse Ratched: I don't have to tell her? Your mother and I are old friends. You know that.
Billy: P-p-p-please d-d-don't tell my m-m-m-mother.
- 3+ 5- 3
Goddamn marvelMcMurphy: I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.
- 4+ 3- 1
I'm hot to trot!McMurphy: They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
- 5+ 2- 0
Got any nutsMcMurphy: Which one of you nuts has got any guts?
- 6+ 4- 3
I must be crazyMcMurphy: I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
- 7+ 2- 1
It's a homerunMcMurphy: Koufax looks down! He's looking at the great Mickey Mantle now! Here comes the pitch! Mantle swings! It's a f**king home run!
- 8+ 1- 0
Party, party,partyMcMurphy: We're just having a little party.
Orderly Turkle: Party my ass, this ain't no nightclub!
- 9+ 1- 0
Mr.McMurphy is upsetNurse Pilbow: Don't get upset, Mr. McMurphy.
McMurphy: I'm not getting upset, Nurse Pilbow. I just don't want anyone to slip me salt peter!
- 10+ 2- 2
Are you crazy or somethin'?vMcMurphy: What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.
- 11+ 0- 0
Breaking the meetingMcMurphy: Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a c**t, ain't she Doc?
- 12+ 0- 0
What's the real reasonDr. Spivey: Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you to be evaluated... to determine whether or not you are mentally ill. This is the real reason. Why do you think they might think that?
McMurphy: Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and f**k too much.
- 13+ 0- 0
What rules?Cheswick: Rules? PISS ON YOUR F**KING RULES!
- 14+ 0- 1
The best thingNurse Ratched: The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine.
- 15+ 0- 1
You're a fishermanMcMurphy: You're not an idiot. Huh! You're not a goddamn looney now, boy. You're a fisherman!
- 16+ 2- 4
Time for medicineNurse Ratched: If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.
McMurphy: Heh, YOU'D like it, wouldn't you?
McMurphy: Here, give it to me.