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Paul Rudd stars as a wayward sibling trying to get himself together in the 2011 comedy movie 'Our Idiot Brother.' Rudd plays Ned, a perpetual screw-up who, despite his issues, always tries to look on the bright side of life - even when things look really, really bad for him. Not surprisingly, some of the best 'Our Idiot Brother' quotes revolve around Ned and his mishaps - and how his sisters, Natalie (Zooey Deschanel), Liz (Emily Mortimer) and Miranda (Elizabeth Banks) attempt to help Ned get his life in order. Enjoy these quotes from 'Our Idiot Brother,' and if you don't see your favorite on the list, feel free to add it!

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I Didn't Just Hear That

Ned: "I broke down, I went and smoked with the kid that lives across the street from me."
Parole Officer: "Okay I didn't just hear that..."
Ned: "I said I broke down - I went and smoked with the kid that lives across the street from me."
Parole Officer: "You don't tell your parole officer that you just got high."
Ned: "Oh man, can you forget I said that?"

This pretty much sums Ned up right here. Ned doesn't think like normal people - he's missing some pretty key filters, like the one that keeps you from fessing up to drug use...to your parole officer.
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Best Intentions

Ned: "I like to think that if you put your trust out there, I mean if you really give people the benefit of the doubt and see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion."

What a nice sentiment, Ned. You will be ripped off for the rest of your life, but still...nice thought...
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Most Cooperative Inmate

Ned: "They let me go early! I won 'Most cooperative inmate' four months running."

Yay? Now that Ned's out of the slammer, it's up to his three sisters to deal with him. And that cannot be easy...
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Tomion

Ned: "I've got to get back to work on the tomion."
Natalie: "The what?"
Ned: "The tomion. It's a cross-pollination between a tomato and an onion. Think of the time it'll save when you're making spaghetti sauce..."

Actually, I like this idea. But hey, it's Ned - so you just know it'll go all wrong.
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Who's the Man?

Cindy: "Who's the man?"
Ned: "You are?"
Cindy: "Who's the man, Ned?"
Ned: "Uh, Jesus, me."
Cindy: "Yes, say it. Who's the man?"
Ned: "Who's the man." (not enthusiastically)
Cindy: "Who's the...no say it, I'm the man."
Ned: "You're the man."
Cindy: "You're the man!"
Ned: "I'm the man."
Cindy: "You're the man!"
Ned: "That's right."
Cindy: "Say it!"
Ned: "I'm the man."
Cindy: "Louder!"
Ned: "I'm the man!!"
Cindy: "Yes, come on!"

Ned needs to become more of a 'go getter' if he wants to get ahead. Cindy knows this, and she preps him here. She's the man!
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Tourettes

Miranda: "Don't try to make me feel bad about any of this when according to you I'm um, what is it Ned? Hideously ugly."
Jeremy: "What? I didn't say that. Miranda, I would never say that about you."
Ned: "He so didn't say that about you."
Jeremy: "Thank you - please tell her I didn't say that Ned."
Ned: "He said that your personality gets in the way of your looks - your very good looks."
Jeremy: "Dude! Do you have tourettes?!"

Ned is that relative who causes mayhem everywhere he goes, without meaning to.
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You're Under Arrest

Cop: "Um listen Ned, you wouldn't happen to know where I could get some um...you know what I mean..."
Ned: "What?"
Cop: "Roll it up, toke it up, do it up - Mary Jane?"
Ned: "You know officer, even if I did, do you really think I'd tell you?"
Cop: "You're right, I'm sorry. It's ah, it's been a hard week."
Ned: "Yeah?"
Cop: "But not your problem, you have a good day."
Ned: "Officer...here you go officer, have some rhubarb." (hands him a package)
Officer: "Hey thanks man, wow. How much do I owe you?"
Ned: "Nothing, seriously I understand, I know what it's like to have a hard week."
Officer: "Well thank you, but I just wouldn't be able to enjoy it unless I..."
Ned: "Well if you insist, $20."
Officer: "Thanks. You're under arrest."
Ned: (Laughs)
Officer: "Really. You're under arrest."
Ned: "Aw sh*t!"

And that, ladies and gents, is how Ned winds up in prison. Rhubarb. For $20.
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Our Idiot Brother

Natalie: "Our idiot brother just ruined my freaking life!"

Ned certainly says what he thinks, whenever he thinks it. This includes telling his sister's boyfriend that she's a bit...promiscuous.
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You're Wearing Food

Liz: "Well what's wrong with me now?"
Miranda: "Well, come on, Liz, I don't know. I mean what's going on with your hair here? It's like a science experiment back there. And I know you own contacts, you know, and you're wearing plastic shoes and - what is this shirt even made of?"
Liz: "It's flax."
Miranda: "See? I mean, isn't that a food? You're wearing food!"

Liz's sisters are trying to help her fix her marriage troubles. Miranda seems to lack...tact?
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