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The Funniest Pick-Up Lines

List Criteria: Best funny ice breakers and one-liner pick-up lines

What good lines do you always go to when you spot a hottie across the bar? This list of pick up line jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture might help you add an icebreaker or two to your rotation. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at funny pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier, and help catch the eyes of the ladies (or gents!).

Some of these funny ice breakers and one-liners are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach and are cheesy ice breaker lines that use hypocrisy and criticism for laughs. No matter what the approach, these sexy come ons will make you laugh and you'll find breaking the ice with a joke isn't as tricky as it seems.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!

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    Am I cute enough yet?

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    Or do you need more to drink?

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    Do you like bananas or blueberries?

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    I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

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    Love at First Sight

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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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    Nothing lasts forever

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    Can you be my nothing?

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    Do you have a map?

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    Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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    I Seem to Have Lost My Phone Number. Can I Have Yours? Added by: brenda-bartoo-ruby

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    Do you know CPR?

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    Because you take my breath away.

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    Is your name Gillette

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    Because baby you’'re the best a man can get!

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    Did you fall from heaven?

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    Because your face is pretty messed up!

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    Can I have directions?

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    To your heart?

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    If you were a drug...

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    I would overdose!

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    Are you from Tennessee?

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    Because you're the only ten I see!!!

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    Want to die happy?

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    I’ve heard sex is a killer.

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    How Do You Like Your Eggs in the Morning? Added by: MobyWaller

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    Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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    Is your dad a thief or something?

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    Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

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    You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

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    Is there a mirror in your pants?

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    Because I can see myself in them.

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    Do you know karate?

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    Because your body kickin!

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    You're good at math right?

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    Is 69 a perfect square?

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    Do you like Subway?

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    How about my foot long?

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