Pick Up Line Jokes
List of Pick Up Line Jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at funny pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Pick Up Line Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Pick Up Line Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.
The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
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Am I cute enough yet?
“ Or do you need more to drink? „ - 2Up 42Down 42
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
“ I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning. „ - 3Up 27Down 30
Love at First Sight
“ Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? „ - 4Up 35Down 39
Want to die happy?
“ I’ve heard sex is a killer. „ - 5Up 17Down 21
Skittles
“ I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? „ - 6Up 28Down 34
Did you fall from heaven?
“ Because your face is pretty messed up! „ - 7Up 21Down 27
If you were a drug...
“ I would overdose! „ - 8Up 25Down 32
Are you from Tennessee?
“ Because you're the only ten I see!!! „ - 9Up 18Down 24
Nothing lasts forever
“ Can you be my nothing? „ - 10Up 29Down 40
You're good at math right?
“ Is 69 a perfect square? „ - 11Up 20Down 31
Do you like Subway?
“ How about my foot long? „ - 12Up 16Down 27
Do you know CPR?
“ Because you take my breath away. „ - 13Up 18Down 31
Do you have a map?
“ Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. „ - 14Up 15Down 28
Can I have directions?
“ To your heart? „ - 15Up 12Down 26
Diarrhea
“ My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. „ - 16Up 21Down 40
Is your name Gillette
“ Because baby you're the best a man can get! „ - 17Up 15Down 32
Did you fart?
“ Because you blew me away. „ - 18Up 11Down 27
Is your dad a terrorist?
“ Because you're the bomb! „ - 19Up 8Down 23
Please, can you hold this for a moment?
added by: choses1“ My dick. „ - 20Up 9Down 25
Sweet
“ You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache. „ - 21Up 9Down 26
Is your dad a thief or something?
“ Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! „ - 22Up 6Down 23
The beauty of yours
“ You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. „ - 23Up 9Down 28
Is there a mirror in your pants?
“ Because I can see myself in them. „ - 24Up 11Down 31
Do you know karate?
“ Because your body kickin! „ - 25Up 8Down 31
Sprite
“ If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst! „ - 26Up 4Down 26
Do you believe in the hereafter?
“ Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after. „ -
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Pick Up Line Jokes at 1/29/2013 12:30 AM