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List of pick up line jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at funny pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these funny ice breakers and one-liners are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach and are cheesy ice breaker lines that use hypocrisy and criticism for laughs. No matter what the approach, these sexy come ons will make you laugh!

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!

List Criteria: Best funny ice breakers and one-liner pick-up lines

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    Am I cute enough yet?

    Or do you need more to drink?

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    Do you like bananas or blueberries?

    I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

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    Love at First Sight

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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    Nothing lasts forever

    Can you be my nothing?

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    Do you know CPR?

    Because you take my breath away.

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