Pick Up Line Jokes
List of Pick Up Line Jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at funny pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Pick Up Line Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Pick Up Line Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.
The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
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Am I cute enough yet?
“ Or do you need more to drink? „ - 2Up 43Down 47
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
“ I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning. „ - 3Up 37Down 41
Want to die happy?
“ I’ve heard sex is a killer. „ - 4Up 29Down 33
Love at First Sight
“ Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? „ - 5Up 27Down 32
Are you from Tennessee?
“ Because you're the only ten I see!!! „ - 6Up 30Down 36
Did you fall from heaven?
“ Because your face is pretty messed up! „ - 7Up 18Down 23
Skittles
“ I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? „ - 8Up 22Down 28
If you were a drug...
“ I would overdose! „ - 9Up 20Down 26
Nothing lasts forever
“ Can you be my nothing? „ - 10Up 31Down 41
You're good at math right?
“ Is 69 a perfect square? „ - 11Up 18Down 27
Do you know CPR?
“ Because you take my breath away. „ - 12Up 22Down 32
Do you like Subway?
“ How about my foot long? „ - 13Up 19Down 31
Do you have a map?
“ Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. „ - 14Up 16Down 28
Can I have directions?
“ To your heart? „ - 15Up 9Down 23
Please, can you hold this for a moment?
added by: choses1“ My dick. „ - 16Up 22Down 41
Is your name Gillette
“ Because baby you're the best a man can get! „ - 17Up 16Down 33
Did you fart?
“ Because you blew me away. „ - 18Up 13Down 29
Diarrhea
“ My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. „ - 19Up 12Down 28
Is your dad a terrorist?
“ Because you're the bomb! „ - 20Up 10Down 26
Sweet
“ You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache. „ - 21Up 10Down 27
Is your dad a thief or something?
“ Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! „ - 22Up 7Down 24
The beauty of yours
“ You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. „ - 23Up 10Down 29
Is there a mirror in your pants?
“ Because I can see myself in them. „ - 24Up 12Down 32
Do you know karate?
“ Because your body kickin! „ - 25Up 9Down 32
Sprite
“ If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst! „ - 26Up 5Down 27
Do you believe in the hereafter?
“ Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after. „ -
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Pick Up Line Jokes at 1/29/2013 12:30 AM