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Pick Up Line Jokes

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List of Pick Up Line Jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at funny pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Pick Up Line Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Pick Up Line Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
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    Am I cute enough yet?

    Or do you need more to drink?
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    Do you like bananas or blueberries?

    I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
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    Want to die happy?

    I’ve heard sex is a killer.
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    Love at First Sight

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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    Are you from Tennessee?

    Because you're the only ten I see!!!
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    Did you fall from heaven?

    Because your face is pretty messed up!
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    Skittles

    I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
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    If you were a drug...

    I would overdose!
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    Nothing lasts forever

    Can you be my nothing?
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    You're good at math right?

    Is 69 a perfect square?
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    Do you know CPR?

    Because you take my breath away.
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    Do you like Subway?

    How about my foot long?
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    Do you have a map?

    Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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    Can I have directions?

    To your heart?
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    Please, can you hold this for a moment?

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    My dick.
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    Is your name Gillette

    Because baby you’'re the best a man can get!
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    Did you fart?

    Because you blew me away.
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    Diarrhea

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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    Is your dad a terrorist?

    Because you're the bomb!
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    Sweet

    You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
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    Is your dad a thief or something?

    Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
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    The beauty of yours

    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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    Is there a mirror in your pants?

    Because I can see myself in them.
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    Do you know karate?

    Because your body kickin!
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    Sprite

    If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
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    Do you believe in the hereafter?

    Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
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    1. Nolan Umbenhauer
      Pick Up Line Jokes at 1/29/2013 12:30 AM
      Cool Pick Up Line Jokes here.

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