Poker Hand Nicknames

Here is a list of our favorite Ten Texas Hold'em poker starting hand nicknames.

For the full list of all 69 nick names go to the NoPayPOKER "Free Poker Games Hand Guide": http://www.nopaypoker.com/UserSection/staticpages/support/free-poker-games-hands-guide.aspx

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Siegfried & Roy

A pair of Queens starting hand. Also known as Ladies and Hilton Sisters.

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Anna Kournikova

Ace King (AK). Looks pretty but never wins!

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German Virgins

Two nines (9,9). Nine in English is very similar to the German for No "Nein". Two nines then are "Nein Nein" then which might be said by a reluctant young German lady! Poker eh! Also known as Wayne Gretzky.

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Forking Idiot

A Four-King (4K).

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Sailboats

Two fours (4,4)

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Jackson Five

A Jack and a Five (J,5)

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Kojak

A King-Jack (KJ)

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Dog

King-Nine (K9). Also known as Canine.

P.S. These are my dogs, aren't they so cute?

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Beer Hand

Generally a 2-7 offsuit, although 2-7 suited is often called a beer hand too. It's the worst starting hand in hold em and justifies a beer! Also called Dead Mans Hand.

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American Airlines

2 Aces (AA). Also called Rockets, Bullets or Pocket Rockets.

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by anonymous at September 22, 2009 05:59

wow!

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