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Poker Hand Nicknames

Here is a list of our favorite Ten Texas Hold'em poker starting hand nicknames.

For the full list of all 69 nick names go to the NoPayPOKER "Free Poker Games Hand Guide":

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    A pair of Queens starting hand. Also known as Ladies and Hilton Sisters.

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    Ace King (AK). Looks pretty but never wins!

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    German Virgins

    Two nines (9,9). Nine in English is very similar to the German for No "Nein". Two nines then are "Nein Nein" then which might be said by a reluctant young German lady! Poker eh! Also known as Wayne Gretzky.

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    Forking Idiot

    A Four-King (4K).

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    Two fours (4,4)

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    Jackson Five

    A Jack and a Five (J,5)

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    A King-Jack (KJ)

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    King-Nine (K9). Also known as Canine.

    P.S. These are my dogs, aren't they so cute?

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    Beer Hand

    Generally a 2-7 offsuit, although 2-7 suited is often called a beer hand too. It's the worst starting hand in hold em and justifies a beer! Also called Dead Mans Hand.

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    2 Aces (AA). Also called Rockets, Bullets or Pocket Rockets.

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