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Killing My FamilyCheyenne: "They're going to kill my family."BUY @ amazon
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Common SenseASAC Brooks: "How much you think a cross like that costs?"BUY @ amazon
Joseph Keenan: "You mean in dollars or common sense?"
Keenan and Brooks think they've got a standard standoff thing going. This is about to get really ugly.
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Two BeersSarah Cooper: "I don't let no man near me unless he's got at least two beers in him."BUY @ amazon
Sarah Cooper tricks three teens into thinking she'll have sex with them. Then, her cult holds them captive. Because they're sinners. And they need to go to Hell.
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CraigslistTravis: "What is this man?"BUY @ amazon
Jarod: "It's like Craigslist for people who want to get f*cked."
Travis: "I thought Craigslist was Craigslist for people who want to get f*cked."
If these guys only knew what they were about to step in...they think they're going to hook up with a hot woman - they are dead wrong.
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RepeatJoseph Keenan: "Come out with your hands up and you will not be harmed. Repeat: You will not be harmed."BUY @ amazon
ASAC Brooks: "I think it's the use of the word 'repeat' that makes this work every time."
'Red State' is definitely NOT a comedy, but some of these quotes are indeed pretty funny (especially the interaction between John Goodman's character and Kevin Pollack's character).
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