Rejected/Ignored Characters I Totally Crush On

Duckie should be number one on every list like this. I hate Pretty in Pink SO INCREDIBLY MUCH.

Duckie is basically my dreamboy. He's funny, charming, sensitive, sweet, goofy, and has GREAT clothes! He's the kind of guy you can depend on, and also probably the kind of guy who gives really good head.

Are most girls really not attracted to the cute, nice, fun guys? And what is wrong with them!?

Duckie, I will always love you.

So maybe Spock didn't ever get "rejected," but with the amount of poontang on and around the USS Enterprise, why the hell wasn't he pursued more often?

The ladies always went for the pot bellied, overacting slimeball Kirk. Gross. Aside from being unattractive, the man was probably carrying all sorts of space-age STDs! Ones...that...make. you. talk...strangely, perhaps?

If I was ever on that ship, you can bet whose quarters I'd visit in my off time. Maybe play some 3-D chess and dip into some of Scotty's booze.

I can dream, can't I?

Sassy, smart and respectable. Poor Miss Moneypenny. James Bond always picked the bad-girl tramps-- and half the time they just ended up trying to kill him!

Miss Moneypenny is cute and sweet. She's responsible, dependable and has an office job. She still has a sense of humor and can type 150 words per minute.

With skilled hands, a skilled mind, and a knack for being adorably flirtatious, I'd hop in bed with her, no questions asked.

Okay, so I know she goes all Lesbian Witch later in the series, but in the beginning she was just a cute little nerd girl with a big crush on her best friend.

I still have not forgiven Xander for being so stupid and insensitive to her advances in the beginning of the series. Buffy and Cordelia? Ew! bitchy girls caught up in their own stupid bulls**t. And Oz? That was just ridiculous. Who dumps the cutest girl ever for a lame werewolf chick?

Everyone knows that redheads do it better-- especially nerdy redheads.

Willow, I'm so glad you went gay (although the post-Tara bad girl phase was stupid), you'll always be my favorite network television geeky girl dreamboat.

I bet you were thinking I was only about the nice, goody two shoes types, well think again!

Why is Lloyd so into Diane Court? She's so straightlaced it hurts, and she's afraid of flying-- what a loser!

Sure, Corey is kind of nuts, but she's totally cool and has that sexy voice. And that Joe guy? Total idiot. I would never hurt a girl that cute so badly that she wrote 65 painful songs about me.