In honor of the game that popularized rhythm games amongst people who don't spend $500 a month in Japanese arcades officially ""dying"" here are the most memorable pictures of hot chicks playing Guitar Hero. Oh how we'll miss you Guitar Hero, and your unnecessarily loud, therefore obsolete, instruments.
Hot chicks holding Guitar Hero controllers (the little plastic guitars are technically controllers) is an internet phenomenon that is probably the saddest thing about losing the Guitar Hero franchise. So in honor of that, in no particular order, the first three items are all the greatest moments of hot girls holding Guitar Hero controllers.
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Superhot Girl Annie Leung Beats Guitar Hero World Record
To your left is an interview with the really, surprisingly hot and completely awesome Annie Leung. Annie Leung is a true girl gamer. She's obsessive, she loves to play games, she practices levels, she's extremely competitive and, of course, she's really starved for attention.
I kid, I kid, because this girl could probably beat the living crap out of me.
She beats DRAGONFORCE. She gets a 95% on Through the Fire and Flames on EXPERT. ON. EXPERT.
She basically can play this on real guitar, because that's probably easier than this crazy ass combination of buttons.
HEAD TO PAGE 2 FOR 5 MORE SEXY GUITAR HERO MOMENTS
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Tipperqueen Gets 5 Stars on Jordan
Alright, not only does this really cute girl hold everything right (and I mean everything) but she also is going ahead and saying "hi other hot girls holding guitars, look what a real gamer can do."
This girl defies the laws of gender stereotypes in that she's not only actually playing the game, but she's playing it well. INSANELY well.
The hardest song on what is arguably the best Guitar Hero game is Jordan by Buckethead. Sure, we all PASSED it, but by using Star Power and just BARELY. We didn't get 5 Stars on Expert.
She did.
Watch this video to believe.
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Heidi Klum's INTERNET Guitar Hero Ad
When Guitar Hero World Tour came out, Activision put out a few commercials starring some really hot chicks, but the original Heidi Klum spot was way "too hot for TV" so they kept her in the pink shirt for the most part.
But thanks to the advent of it not being 1993 anymore, we can now see everything we want without ordering a VHS at 2 in the morning of stuff that's "too hot for TV".
So here, in all its glory is Heidi Klum's INTERNET Guitar Hero commercial.
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Marisa Miller's Banned Guitar Hero Ad
Marisa Miller is now Captain Morgan's co-captain, but before that she tried her hand in having a Guitar Hero ad that they ended up banning. Most likely because it was too sexy, but even more likely because it simply wasn't as good as Heidi Klum's.
Either way, it's Marisa Miller and she's a huge sports fan and has a perfect body. Yes, you want to see her play video games.
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Lingerie Guitar Hero
Lingerie Guitar Hero is exactly what it sounds like -- only it's starring porn stars (bonus!)
The entire series stars a cavalcade of hot girls playing guitar hero in hot lingerie as we see their progress in the background thanks to the magic of green screen.
Basically, if you were in the room with them at a party, you'd be loving it, but at the same time, you'd make sure that you weren't playing on a campaign together because there are a lot of things wrong with what they're doing. Impressively, some of them seem to play on either Medium or Hard (I personally roll Expert, but I am by no means a model of how anyone should live their lives.) The only annoying part of the series is how much the Star Power is accidentally deployed. They're wasting potential points!
Here is the greatest one starring former adult film star Penny Flame, star of such films as the latest porn parodies of Happy Days, Threes Company and the Debbie Does Dallas sequel Debbie Does Dallas Again, playing and accidentally-deploying-Star-Power to Rancid's classic ""Salvation."
Here is Andie Valentino (a Penthouse Pet) playing a pretty great song, actually.
And here's tattoo'd hottie Regan Reese goin nuts on the guitar as well.
Really, though, Penny Flame takes the hell out of the cake with her adorable stage presence.
Embedded is michelle Maylene's... not the best. Watch the Penny Flame. Love her!
(Special thanks to my buddy Greg for this one)
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Hot Girl in Thong Plays Guitar Hero (NSFW)
So some guy makes a really distracted, horribly-skilled girl play Guitar Hero by doing the POV of the biggest creep on the face of the Earth. And for that, we thank him.
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