spongebob squarepants The Most Depressing Squidward Moments  

Joseph Welkie
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List Rules Vote up the saddest and most depressing Squidward moments from any episode of SpongeBob.

If you have ever watched an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, you know that Squidward is a complete downer. Some of the show's most depressing moments come at the expense of poor Squidward Tentacles, and hardly anything seems to go his way.

This list brings you some of the most depressing Squidward moments and scenes ever. Vote up the sad Squidward moments that you think are most depressing - who knows maybe it will make him less depressed!
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All those times SpongeBob and Patrick break into Squidward's house.


All those times SpongeBob and ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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There are numerous times when SpongeBob and Patrick break into Squidward's house while he's trying to relax. And almost without fail, Squidward ends up freaking out and bearing the brunt of their zany antics. The poor guy just wants to take a bath!
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That time Squidward ate a ton of burgers... and blew up.


That time Squidward ate a ton ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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In one episode, Squidward get addicted to eating burgers - and who hasn't, at some point? But he got so fat from all the delicious burgers, his body swelled up and exploded. (Again with the exploding!) It's a good thing that doesn't happen in real life.
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When Squidward tries to imagine his arch-nemesis Squilliam in his underwear.


When Squidward tries to imagin... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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Any time Squidward meets his nemesis, Squilliam, in person, he's a nervous wreck. Squilliam is much more successful than Squidward, so it puts him on edge. In one particular episode, he tries to calm his nerves with the old trick of imagining Squilliam in his underwear - only to be devastated by how hot Squilliam's six-pack abs are.
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SpongeBob performing surgery on Squidward.


SpongeBob performing surgery o... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Depressing Squidward Moments
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Newsflash, SpongeBob: you're not a doctor. You flip burgers. You have no authority to perform open heart surgery on Squidward, who looks noticeably freaked out. For obvious reasons, too - arteries probably aren't supposed to gush like that.