Sexy Last Minute Valentines Day Gifts for Boneheads By dpsullivan  [1 more lists]

This one is only for geniuses with guts, because it requires some serious commitment and your girl (or guy) must be kind of a geek. What's all this geek talk with a picture like that? It's Pinterest, the hot new image–based social site where you can curate your own board of images.

How is this a gift? Well… if you can curate a board of images that relate to the interests of your special someone… well then you're the man. Do you actually know what your girlfriend likes? If you do then this is the business because chicks get all happy when you show you've been paying attention. You could get all kinds of brownie points and some payback for all the listening stuff you do.

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Wine… the original romantic beverage. Wine make celebrations more fun, conversations more free, and valentines more… of whatever it is.

Having a great bottle of wine (or two) on hand for spontaneous romantic outings is something you gotta think of in advance. Set yourself up for when by joining or giving a proper one of the month club and have Valentines Romance every month!

http://www.winemonthclub.com

How does this worker last minute gift? Instant electronic cards telling the special someone that you're planning a year of romantic dinners with them. Yes, this might give away the fact that it was last minute, but you're also giving her the anticipation of 12 special romantic evenings, not just one.

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This is a gift for girls (or guys) who are really body–focused. Get your mind out of the gutter, I mean sensual in a literal way–they like the taste and feel of things from a sensory perspective.

You'll need to go to the grocery store and maybe a craft store, but you can pull it off…

Remember, cheap turns into creative when you add a little effort.

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This is a classic–the "throw enough money at it and it looks like you thought ahead" plan. Do a Google search for "sexy hotel rooms" or if you're not in a sexy city, simply get a room at the nearest place in town.

Think this won't go over without flowers… which sold out a month ago? Don't forget a bull fruit or chocolate desserts… it doesn't have to be a piece of candy to be chocolate.

Worried about dinner reservations too? Waiting a long time for room service is a totally different thing than waiting a long time for table.