List Criteria: Up vote the photos that bring sexy back to the Dark Ages.
Seduction may be timeless, but it is most certainly not easy. In fact, attempts to be sexy often crash and burn before anyone could even consider being seduced. When posted on the Internet, purveyor of all things sexy, these failures are displayed for all to see and shudder, which is the case with these photos.
These are the crème de la crème of sexy picture fails, a cautious reminder to all out there who think they're too sexy for their shirts: most likely, you're not. Selfie tragedies, sext fails, and poses that will never be sexy, if these photos were booty calls, they'd be promptly ignored.