They're offended? Fuck, shit, asshole..."They're offended? F**k, s**t, a*****e, s**tf**k; they're just words...Fine. S**tf**k isn't a word, but you get my point."
You seen my cell phone?..."You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses f**king. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."
Stop trying so hard..."Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of s**tting on you."
Your mom just ordered 35 copies of your book..."Your mom just ordered 35 copies of your book. I'm not paying for one. F**king. Copy. Mine's free." http://s**tmydadsays.com/book
War hero? No...."War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."
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