What is a basic bitch? They're those peppy, cute, and pretty much mindless trend followers who don't seem to have an original thought in their heads. Sure, they can be fun to hang around with, but if you're not interested in a girl who obsesses over brunch and constantly brags about yoga, you may not want a basic bitch girlfriend.
There are several ways you can spot a basic bitch once you know the signs. Whether she's in her natural habitat at the local Starbucks (ordering a non-fat pumpkin spice latte, of course), running errands in her standard leggings/Uggs/sweatshirt get up, posting gym selfies with the hashtag #thinspiration, or uttering her catchphrase, "I literally can't even right now," the signals are loud and clear.
But which is worse: Her abuse of "inspirational" Marilyn Monroe quotes or her overly-used #blessed hashtag? It's up to you to answer that cringe-worthy question. Check out the top signs that you're dating a basic white girl, and vote up the most egregious acts of basic bitchiness. Or in the words of her people: Keep calm and vote on!
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She loves Starbucks, especially pumpkin spice lattes And takes pride in ordering drinks off of the "secret menu."
She takes horoscopes seriously ... and knows your relationship strengths and weaknesses, according to your signs.
She's purchased a Kardashian app And frequently goes over her data plan using it.
She owns a "Live Laugh Love" sign
She does most of her shopping at Abercrombie, Hollister, and Victoria's Secret And will all but sprint to the mall at the first sign of a sale.
She always requests the dressing on the side And sends the food back if it isn't.
Her standard fall outfit consists of boots, denim jeans, and a puffy vest Popularly dubbed "the Han Solo."
She constantly posts sunset pictures and hashtags them #blessed The occasional sunset pic is fine, but a constant stream of them with the #blessed hashtag? You've definitely spotted a basic bitch.
She takes frequent trips to Vegas with her girls Her Instagram blows up with drunken selfies and everything is hashtagged #whathappensinvegas.
She has Pintrest boards full of engagement rings No pressure.
Her fashion icons are reality stars "Khloe Kardashian's eyebrows are on fleek."
She's obsessed with brunch Nearly half of her Instagram consists of filtered brunch pictures. #brunchgoals #bottomlessmimosas
She's a sucker for celebrity endorsements "Beyonce uses it, so I'm buying it," she says as you roll your eyes.
She says she's "outraged" and "so offended" whenever she has a disagreement Don't bother trying to make intelligent arguments... She'll block your attempts with the equivalent of putting her hands over her ears and going, "nah nah nah, I can't hear you!"
She watches ALL of the "Real Housewives" Shows Bravo TV is basically her Bible.
She has inspirational quotes EVERYWHERE You're pretty sure she'd wither and die without the constant fuel of misattributed Buddha and Gandhi quotes.
She's into yoga and meditation - or at least she claims to be She claims yoga is "sooooo relaxing," yet her yoga mat is collecting dust in her closet.
She has a hashtag for EVERYTHING I dare you to find an Instagram picture without one. The limit does not exist.
She only dates basic bros You know, the kind who have more brawn than brains, and are constantly throwing frat parties, bragging about doing keg stands, revving their car engines at stoplights, and peeling out of parking lots in an attempt to ...
She loves SkinnyGirl drinks ...and brags about how many calories she's saving.
She never gets sick of "Hey Girl" memes Anything with Ryan Gosling is totes amaze.
She regularly posts workout selfies And hashtags them #fitspo, #thinspiration, and #fitisbeautiful
She owns at least one Nicolas Sparks book And it's likely The Notebook or A Walk to Remember, which she bought after crying though one (or both) of those movies.
She wears glasses with faux frames and calls herself ~quirky~ Jess Day from New Girl is totes her spirit animal.
Her favorite movie is "The Notebook" And she can quote almost all of it. "If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
She spends at least $25 a week on frozen yogurt It's fro yo time, bitches!
She thinks a flash-mob proposal is the sweetest thing Especially if it's set to a One Direction song.
She knows that Marilyn Monroe quote by heart You know the one: " I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
Kate Middleton is ultimate #goals You can't walk past a magazine with Kate on the cover without her grabbing it.
She loves "Keep Calm and ___" mugs Or posters, or clothing, or tote bags, or tumblers, or...
She has an Eiffel Tower or "Breakfast at Tiffany's" poster J'adore!