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- 1+ 35- 0
Meds and Social SkillsTiffany: "What meds are you on?"
Pat: "Me? None. I used to be on Lithium and Seroquel and Abilify but I don't take them anymore, no. They make me foggy and they also make me bloated."
Tiffany: "Yeah, I was on Xanax and Effexor but I agree, I wasn't as sharp so I stopped."
Pat: "You ever take Klonopin?"
Tiffany: "Klonopin, yeah!"
Pat: "What day is it?"
Tiffany: "Ha ha"
Pat: "What about Trazodone?"
Pat: "What, it flattens you out. I mean, you are done. It takes the light right out of your eyes."
Tiffany: "Yeah it does... I'm tired, I want to go."
Veronica: "No, no, no, no, no, we haven't even finished the salad yet or the duck. I made the fire and ice cake."
Tiffany: "I said I'm tired. Are you going to walk me home or what?" Pat: "You mean me?"
Tiffany: "Yeah, you. Are you going to walk me home?"
Pat: "You have poor social skills. You have a problem."
Tiffany: "I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things. You scare people."
Pat: "I tell the truth. You're mean."
After an awkward meeting, dinner is equally as strange between Pat and Tiffany as they discuss various mood-atering drugs they've taken in the past. Though Pat and Tiffany clash slightly at first, this interaction could just be the beginning of something special.
- 2+ 36- 3
Not a DateTiffany: "Why did you order Raisin Bran?"
Pat: "Why did you order tea?"
Tiffany: "Because you ordered Raisin Bran."
Pat: "I ordered Raisin Bran because I didn't want any mistaking it for a date."
Tiffany: "It can still be a date if you order Raisin Bran."
Pat: "It's not a date... So how's your thing going? Your dancing thing"
Tiffany: "It's good. How's your restraining order going?"
Pat: "I wouldn't exactly call the restraining order my thing but getting back with Nikki is and I'm doing pretty well, except for a minor incident at the doctor's office."
Tiffany: "And the so-called incident with the weights"
Pat: "Yeah, that was a thing with my parents. How'd you lose your job?"
Tiffany: "By having sex with everybody in the office"
Tiffany: "I was very depressed after Tommy died. It was a lot of people."
Pat: "Well you don't have to talk about it."
Pat: "How many were there?"
Tiffany: "I know."
Pat: "I'm not going to talk about it anymore."
Pat: "Can I ask you one more question? Were there any women?"
Pat: "What was that like?"
Pat: "Jesus Christ. Was it like an older woman, a sexy teacher trying to seduce her?"
Tiffany: "Made me sit on her lap and do things? Yeah"
Pat: "What? You sat on her lap? She told you what to do?"
Pat: "Oh my god"
After making it perfectly clear (via the choice of his food order) that they are not on a date, Pat gets a bit turned on when Tiffany describes in detail the very personal reason she was fired from her last job.
- 3+ 11- 0
Can You Forgive?Tiffany: "I was a slut. There will always be a part of me that is dirty and sloppy, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, f***er? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?"
When prodded by Pat about her promiscuous way of dealing with her husband's death, Tiffany snaps and goes off on Pat about his own problems. She forces him to think about how he is dealing with his stresses and if his method is any better than hers.
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- 5+ 8- 0
Best Thing That Ever Happened to MeTiffany: "You know, for a while, I thought you were the best thing that ever happened to me. But now I'm starting to think you're the worst."
Pat: "Of course you do. Come on, let's go dance."
Tiffany, now in love with Pat, is hurt when she thinks Pat is still hung up on his wife, Nikki, so Tiffany gets drunk, yells at Pat and resists performing in the dance competition. Pat however gets her back in line.
- 6+ 21- 3
Tiffany and TommyRonnie: "Tiffany's coming over."
Pat: "What happened to Tommy?"
Ronnie: "He died. Don't bring it up... Tiffany, this is Pat."
Pat: "You look nice."
Tiffany: "Thank you"
Pat: "I'm not flirting with you."
Tiffany: "Oh, I didn't think you were."
Pat: "Just practicing... How'd Tommy die?"
Oh Pat, that's just the opposite of what you were supposed to say. Then again, this awkward meeting might just show Tiffany that like her, you have some issues as well.