VOTE The Best Slang Terms for Vagina  

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The female vagina is truly a mystical wonder. So much so, that men throughout the ages have tried to capture the very essence in mere words. Nicknames, slang terms, and vagina euphemisms have come and gone, but no one has truly captured the majesty and beauty of the vagina. Of course, many of these names tend to be crude, for what more typical way for man to try to describe something they cannot understand than by giving it a crass description? 
 
Whether you have one, you want one, or you're simply happy admiring them from a distance, vaginas are wonderful. Their names and slang terms can even change depending on the context in which you're saying the word! Some descriptors are dainty, some rude, some gross, and some downright hilarious. What do you call your vagina? 

Check out this fun list of words that might be used as slang for vagina, and if you don't see your favorite, please add it and let the Internet decide what the most popular term is! The result might not be what you expected, but there's one thing for sure: the vagina does not care what it is called. It only exists.

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Pussy

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Vajayjay

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Coochie

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Honey Pot

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Beaver

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Twat

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Flower

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Cooter

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Muff

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Cunt

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Wonder Down Under

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Poonany

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Box

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Beef Curtains

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Crotch

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Cock Holster

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Furburger

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Southern Belle

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Vertical Smile

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Slit

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Bearded Oyster

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Cherry Pop

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Hooch

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Gash

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Axe Wound

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Minge

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Hush Puppy

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Cat Flaps

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Quim

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Fanny

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Ass Mate

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Bunkie

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Chuff

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Grumble

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Berginer