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Because there are so many of them, here is our ranked list of the best bitch songs, most of which are rap songs about bitches. Musicians have gotten a lot of traction out of writing songs about bitches. Whether in reference to themselves or others, it seems like everyone is a bitch at some point, and if you’re around musicians, that bitchiness will quickly be chronicled in a song. Bitch slaps, bitches on wheels and bitch patrols are all covered in these songs about bitches. This list is a veritable bitchaholic’s paradise. I got 99 problems but this list ain’t one.

 

“99 Problems” is one of Jay-Z’s most beloved songs, where he ensures us of his ample problems and his ample bitches, but makes it clear those two things never intersect. “The Bitch is Back” was a hit for Elton John, who plays the part of the bitch in this song that teaches us that being a bitch means having swagger.

 

Electric Light Orchestra’s hit song “Evil Woman” never uses the word “bitch,” but singer Jeff Lynne definitely makes his intentions clear toward a woman who’s done him wrong.

 

Which of these songs brings out your inner bitch? Vote for your favorites! If any songs about bitches you love didn’t make the list, please add them.

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The Bitch is Back Elton John

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Bitch Meredith Brooks

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Evil Woman Black Sabbath

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Bitch The Rolling Stones

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Evil Woman Electric Light Orchestra

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Smack My Bitch Up is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
Smack My Bitch Up The Prodigy

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Digital Bitch Black Sabbath

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Back Off Bitch Guns N' Roses

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The Bitch Is Back Tina Turner

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Ain't My Bitch Metallica

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Ain't Love a Bitch Rod Stewart

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Crazy Bitch Buckcherry

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Hollywood Bitch Stone Temple Pilots

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The Bitch Song Bowling for Soup

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She's a Bitch is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
She's a Bitch Missy Elliott

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Love's a Bitch Quiet Riot

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99 Problems Jay-Z

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Ghost Bitch Sonic Youth

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It Rains Diamonds / Bitch Slap... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches

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Bitch I Lied Insane Clown Posse

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Bitch Is Back L.A. Guns

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Shut Up Bitch Lil' Kim

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Broke Bitch Too $hort

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Dat Bitch Missy Elliott, Redman

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Bitches 2 Ice-T

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Keeps Gettin' Better Christina Aguilera

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7 Year Bitch Slade

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Bitch Went Nuts Ben Folds

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Crazy Bitch L.A. Guns

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Porno Bitch Too $hort

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Tell Me Bitch Radiohead

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Maneater Nelly Furtado

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Stocking Clad Nazi Death Squad... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches

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Baby Bitch Ween

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A Bitch I Knew Snoop Dogg

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Never Call U Bitch Again Tyrese Gibson, Tupac Shakur

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I Love My Bitch Kelis, Busta Rhymes, Will i Am

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Molotov Bitch The Prodigy

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Bad Bitch Fabolous

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Dirty Bitch Three 6 Mafia, Project Pat

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Cave Bitch Ice Cube

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Is That Yo Bitch Missy Elliott, Jay-Z, Twista