Songs that try so hard to sound like love songs By etriplett  [19 more lists]

Had to add this one, props to my homegirl Tamara for the mention. First of all, what bothers me about this video, is Rick Ross, you would never be pushing some skinny attractive girl of you. Let's keep it 100. Also, is he speaking literally in this song "I'm the biggest boss that you seen thus far". Yes, yes you are. I'm gonna call that other lame duck for a walk in the park, since I'm pretty sure I could protect myself from him should he try any shenanigans.

Everyone wants someone to ride or die, or until the wheels of your car fall off. That's gonna be in my wedding vows. Do you, Erin, promise to love this man in sickness, or health, til death do you part? Nah, not if the wheels on his car fall off. I'm not trying to get around on a bus pass. Thanks for giving me the option Trey Songz, to stay til death or til your wheels fall off...

This is the ultimate "song that's really just about using women for sex, but I'm gonna get this R&B singer to sing this hook that kind of makes it sound like I'm genuinely talking about love" song. This song features Plies, a rapper who would probably sound completely different and more coherent if he took the grill out of his mouth for one track. In this song, Plies is talking to his "Bust-It Baby", or "Buss it Baby" (?), and he whispers into her ear, and into her heart, sweet melodic lyrics, letting her know that if he wasn't already married to the streets, it would be her, and that he likes her sex, but is more in love with what she does. And he knows that all her friends are gonna try to tell her that she's just one more and he's just gonna hurt her, but NO! he made a promise to do right and that is what he is going to do. He is going to do right by his boo, whom he affectionately calls "Wet-Wet"

You know what Plies, gross. I'd rather you not have my "nimber" in your phone. Go get hypmotized by some other woman.

First of all, I really thought Neyo was saying "I wanna pee on you" when I first heard this song. And I thought, well at least he's being honest. But it's "Be on You" and again, let's stop pretending this song is about trying to establish a loving and honest compassionate relationship with someone. But I'm glad Flo Rida is willing to "at least work something out" because this woman is "so stunt-a-licous". I'm pretty sure they could've written this song as "I Wanna Be *In* You" and it would still be played at some folks' weddings and school dances, cause you put Neyo on a track, it immediately becomes a love song.

For starters, how great is this song? But I feel it's an oxymoron to have the lyrics "we can hear the angels calling us" and "when i get up all in ya" in the same song.

Another great Lil Wayne/Bobby V collabo is "Tell Me" ...