Stewie Griffin Quotes Anything
Vote List
59 votes 25 voters 17,595 views by  more info

Stewie Griffin Quotes

Stewie Griffin quotes make us laugh, cringe and often face-palm as they are uttered by the infant on the popular prime time animated series "Family Guy" Sunday nights on FOX. Though he's just a baby, Stewie certainly has an impressive vocabulary which he shares with viewers via series creator and lead voice talent Seth MacFarlane.

Stewie Griffin has become a favorite character on the series because of his wise beyond his years commentary and snarky comebacks. No one would expect an infant to know foreign languages, yet the youngster is able to demand pancakes in Spanish and French in one episode. No one would expect him to comprehend what prostitutes do in another episode, yet he knows enough to ask them about any "tread left on their tires."

When he's not off on various adventures with family dog Brian or learning about female anatomy from the dirty magazine's under brother Chris' bed, Stewie Griffin spends much of his time plotting to kill his mother, Lois Griffin. One of his most popular quotes expresses his hatred for the women who gave birth to him when he often utters, "Damn you, vile woman!"

His other go-to lines depend on the situation. "Victory is mine!" for example is his favorite to celebrate an accomplishment, usually of the evil variety, while he uses the exclamation "Blast!" to express frustration and either "say whaaaaat?" or "What the deuce?" to express confusion or remark on a WTF moment.

Like the show itself, the best Stewie quotes are often distasteful and inappropriate but are what keep viewers coming back for more. So what if his head is shaped like a football, he's hilarious and that's why he's loved around the world.
  1. 6
    Up 2
    Down 0

    Any Tread Left on Those Tires?

    Stewie: [to two old prostitutes] "So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

    Stewie, showing his wisdom and wit beyond his years, finds himself on a couch at neighbor Cleveland's house between two old and ragged prostitutes and hilariously asks them about their well being.

  2. 7
    Up 7
    Down 4

    What the Deuce?

    What the deuce?

    Limited by the FCC, Stewie can't exactly curse on the primetime network animated series so instead, he uses the phrase "what the deuce?" to respond to the WTF moments.

  3. 8
    Up 1
    Down 0

    Go Away Fat Man

    "Go... away... fat man"

    Since Stewie cannot spend all his time hating on his mother, he saves some of that hate for his father, Peter, and uses the line "go... away... fat man" to try to get rid of him.

  4. 9
    Up 2
    Down 1

    Say Whaaaat?

    Say Whaaaat?

    When things get weird, and on a prime time cartoon, that's pretty often, Stewie reacts by reciting the line "say whaaaaat?" as the camera zooms in on his face.

  5. 10
    Up 2
    Down 1



    Being an infant has its limitations, especially when he tries to murder his mother, Lois, so it's no surprise that he often uses the exclamation "blast!" to respond to failed attempts or frustration.

  6. 14 +

    Something missing? Add it!

Is this list missing something?

items 6 - 10 of 13

got a blog or website?

embed this list

viewers of this list also saw

more popular lists