- 7+ 5- 2
I Come Bearing A Gift.
Stewie: "Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
Since Stewie is after all an infant, albeit a talking, time-traveling infant, his diaper does need changed every once in a while and he is never a stranger to demand a fresh nappy in the most clever ways.
- 8+ 4- 1
I Want Pancakes!
Stewie: "I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes!"
Foster Mom: "Poor little guy, pancakes must be street for crack."
Placed with a foster family after child services believes Stewie is the daughter of a drug-addicted Meg, Stewie craves pancakes and goes on a brief rant about the tasty treats.
- 9+ 4- 1
Damn You Vile Woman
Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb.
Perhaps the most used Stewie quote, the tot often expresses his dislike for his mother, Lois, and curses her with the "damn you vile woman" line.
- 10+ 3- 1
I'd Love to Stay and Chat...
Stewie: "So Olivia, beautiful day"
Olivia: "You're not going to far again, are you?"
Stewie: "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
Sitting outside waiting for a ride home from the school for performing arts with Olivia, Stewie attempts to make small take with his nemesis before Lois arrives to drive him home. As Stewie gets into the car, he pops off a line about how he'd like to stay but Olivia is a "total bitch."
- 11+ 3- 2
When things get weird, and on a prime time cartoon, that's pretty often, Stewie reacts by reciting the line "say whaaaaat?" as the camera zooms in on his face.
- 12+ 3- 2
Being an infant has its limitations, especially when he tries to murder his mother, Lois, so it's no surprise that he often uses the exclamation "blast!" to respond to failed attempts or frustration.
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