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Stewie Griffin Quotes

Stewie Griffin quotes make us laugh, cringe and often face-palm as they are uttered by the infant on the popular prime time animated series "Family Guy" Sunday nights on FOX. Though he's just a baby, Stewie certainly has an impressive vocabulary which he shares with viewers via series creator and lead voice talent Seth MacFarlane.

Stewie Griffin has become a favorite character on the series because of his wise beyond his years commentary and snarky comebacks. No one would expect an infant to know foreign languages, yet the youngster is able to demand pancakes in Spanish and French in one episode. No one would expect him to comprehend what prostitutes do in another episode, yet he knows enough to ask them about any "tread left on their tires."

When he's not off on various adventures with family dog Brian or learning about female anatomy from the dirty magazine's under brother Chris' bed, Stewie Griffin spends much of his time plotting to kill his mother, Lois Griffin. One of his most popular quotes expresses his hatred for the women who gave birth to him when he often utters, "Damn you, vile woman!"

His other go-to lines depend on the situation. "Victory is mine!" for example is his favorite to celebrate an accomplishment, usually of the evil variety, while he uses the exclamation "Blast!" to express frustration and either "say whaaaaat?" or "What the deuce?" to express confusion or remark on a WTF moment.

Like the show itself, the best Stewie quotes are often distasteful and inappropriate but are what keep viewers coming back for more. So what if his head is shaped like a football, he's hilarious and that's why he's loved around the world.
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    Lois Mom Mum Mommy

    Stewie: "Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mommy, mama, mama, mama, ma, ma, ma, ma, mom, mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mama, mama, mama..."
    Lois: "What!?!"
    Stewie: "Hi"

    Just being a butthead, Stewie repeatedly yells for Lois as she's trying to rest by screaming her name first then variations on the title mom. When Lois finally responds, Stewie says "hi" and runs away laughing.

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    What the Deuce?

    What the deuce?

    Limited by the FCC, Stewie can't exactly curse on the primetime network animated series so instead, he uses the phrase "what the deuce?" to respond to the WTF moments.

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    Go Away Fat Man

    "Go... away... fat man"

    Since Stewie cannot spend all his time hating on his mother, he saves some of that hate for his father, Peter, and uses the line "go... away... fat man" to try to get rid of him.

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    Say Whaaaat?

    Say Whaaaat?

    When things get weird, and on a prime time cartoon, that's pretty often, Stewie reacts by reciting the line "say whaaaaat?" as the camera zooms in on his face.

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    I'd Love to Stay and Chat...

    Stewie: "So Olivia, beautiful day"
    Olivia: "You're not going to far again, are you?"
    Stewie: "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."

    Sitting outside waiting for a ride home from the school for performing arts with Olivia, Stewie attempts to make small take with his nemesis before Lois arrives to drive him home. As Stewie gets into the car, he pops off a line about how he'd like to stay but Olivia is a "total bitch."

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