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What the Deuce?What the deuce?
Limited by the FCC, Stewie can't exactly curse on the primetime network animated series so instead, he uses the phrase "what the deuce?" to respond to the WTF moments.
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I Come Bearing A Gift.Stewie: "Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
Since Stewie is after all an infant, albeit a talking, time-traveling infant, his diaper does need changed every once in a while and he is never a stranger to demand a fresh nappy in the most clever ways.
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Damn You Vile WomanDamn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb.
Perhaps the most used Stewie quote, the tot often expresses his dislike for his mother, Lois, and curses her with the "damn you vile woman" line.
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I'd Love to Stay and Chat...Stewie: "So Olivia, beautiful day"
Olivia: "You're not going to far again, are you?"
Stewie: "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
Sitting outside waiting for a ride home from the school for performing arts with Olivia, Stewie attempts to make small take with his nemesis before Lois arrives to drive him home. As Stewie gets into the car, he pops off a line about how he'd like to stay but Olivia is a "total bitch."
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I Want Pancakes!Stewie: "I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes!"
Foster Mom: "Poor little guy, pancakes must be street for crack."
Placed with a foster family after child services believes Stewie is the daughter of a drug-addicted Meg, Stewie craves pancakes and goes on a brief rant about the tasty treats.
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