Bird ShitYou're old parakeet Polly will need to unload all those crackers he's eating somewhere. It might be on your shoulder but if you're as stupid as the reporter in this clip you'll get it in your mouth.
ScurvyPirates don't have s**tty teeth from to many sweets. It's from a Vitamin C deficiency, which causes scurvy. Sponge Bob and Pink are singing about it in this clip so maybe it's not all that bad. No, it's not just limited to pirates, you can get scurvy from sitting on your ass playing Halo eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dew for months at a time too.
Argh GPS Is For Sissies
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