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Ted: "Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?"
John: "F**kin' right!"
Ted: "All right, come on, let's sing "The Thunder Song"."
John: "All right."
John and Ted (singing together): "When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: F**k you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts."
Ah, the Thunder Song: This is definitely one of the best quotes in the 'Ted' movie. Remember it the next time a storm comes along, and be sure to sing it loudly.1 of 22
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