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'That's My Boy' movie quotes are the best, most hilarious lines from this 2012 comedy movie starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg as father and son, Donny and Todd. Yes, that's right: In 'That's My Boy,' Sandler plays Samberg's dad. 'That's My Boy' also stars Leighton Meester, Vanilla Ice, Will Forte, Nick Swardson and James Caan. If that isn't a bizarre lineup, what is? Anyway, be sure to vote for what you think are the best quotes from 'That's My Boy' here, and add any great quotes that you think are missing from the list.

In 'That's My Boy,' Adam Sandler is Donny Berger. When Donny was a teen, he fathered a child with his teacher. The teacher, of course, went to jail, leaving Donny to raise the child (which he named Han Solo Berger) alone. Donny raised Han Solo (Andy Samberg) until he graduated from high school, and then, he kind of dropped out of sight. Han Solo, not surprisingly, changed his name to Todd Peterson. Todd is now living a great life -- he's got a great job and a great fiance. The night before Todd's wedding, Donny makes a surprise visit, and things kind of go downhill from there. Quickly.

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Drove Like a Champ


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Todd: "Do you know what I remember? Me having to drive you home from the beach that time because you were too drunk."
Donny: "Somebody's hammered, they have another guy drive home!"
Todd: "I was eight!"
Donny: "You f**king drove like a champ, too."

Who let's his eight year old kid drive his drunk a** home? Donny, that's who. At least they made it home safely, but this is further proof that Donny had absolutely no parenting skills whatsoever.
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Cake and Lollipops for Breakfast


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Todd: "You were basically the worst parent ever!"
Donny: "I was awesome!"
Todd: "You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day!"
Donny: "That's what you asked for!"
Todd: "You're supposed to say no!"

Todd has a point: Donny was a terrible parent, and not just because he thought breakfast consisted of sweets. He set absolutely no limits for Todd (and the now-grown kid is still dealing with the repercussions).
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Trying to Be a Dad


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Champale: "Don't forget, you are going to prison. You have got to get that money..."
Donny: "Actually, I'm just trying to be a dad right now..."

Donny is trying desperately to bond with his son, but things aren't going so well. He initially showed up to ask Todd to help him financially, but he soon realizes that he really needs to try and be a father to him (even if Todd just wants him to go away).
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Wassup!


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Christina: "Todd, your old man is here?"
Donny: "WASSUP!"
Todd: "Donny, uh what are you doing here?"
Donny: "What type of guy would miss his son's wedding?"

Uptight Christina (Leighton Meester) has the unfortunate experience of meeting Todd's father, Donny, first. Donny sure does know how to light up a room, doesn't he?