The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time By Joanne [46 more lists]

WARNING: This list may make you fatter. Even just thinking about eating these items may be hazardous to your health. This list contains the worst recorded abominations in food that have been made (or forced upon the general public) in recent memory. It's a collection of the top food for the obese! But, make sure if you're eating these weird and crazy foods that you might want to fit the gym into your crazy schedule. Bon appetit!

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Domino's Oreo Cookie Pizza

Remember the now-reformed Domino's before it changed its recipe, bread, sauce and cheese? Remember how desperate they got? This is like watching a video of Mickey Rourke in the 90's.

Welcome to your childhood's biggest dream and your stomach's biggest nightmare.

A thin crust of cookie layered in vanilla sauce, covered in cookie crumbles, with icing reminiscent of the sugary cream found inside real Oreo cookies globbed liberally on top of the cookie empire... all cut up into many, droopy, crumbly slices.

This Fear Factor-esque stomach churner clocked in at 32g of fat and 960 calories.

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The Morning Glory

The Morning Glory.

To make it clear, there's nothing glorious about the meal itself.

It's just sausage, egg, and cheese. The kicker? It's sandwiched inside a glazed, fresh, gooey, delicious cinnamon roll.

I think the title refers to the glory of heaven, which you may just soon be seeing (in the afterlife).

In fact, those 1,113 calories and 45 grams of fat might have already taken you there.

Take THAT, your hopes of "sitting-by-a-pool-or-near-ANY-body-of-water-this-spring/summer"!

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Bacon Mug

Are words really necessary for this one? The Bacon Mug is everyone's fantasy nightmare, and you can see why.

The creation consists of biscuits (for molding the cup), cheese (both cream cheese and Swiss cheese), and lots and lots of bacon.

This holy/unGodly goblet of heartburn tallies in at 2400 calories and 158 grams of fat at a minimum, so think of it this way: why lose more (bacon slices) if you're losing (dignity and self-respect) in the end anyways?

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Canadian Calzone

The Canadians are sabotaging us with this heart-destroying calzone and the worst part is that it's actually quite edible.

Poutine, a fabulous reek on its own and Canadian staple that consists of fries, cheese and brown gravy, is cooked inside a calzone and deep fried in a massive cauldron of hot boiling oil.

This reservation for a full-night stay in your "washroom" clocks in at 1160 calories and 60 grams of fat.

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KFC Famous Bowl

That Colonel just doesn't let up, does he? He's on our list again, but this time for his KFC Famous Bowl, whose visual appeal almost matches its deranged nutritional value.

The bowl combines, or rather mushes, mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken, gravy, and a three-cheese blend into one trough of a next-morning-looking meal.

Eating one of these things will cut you back 690 calories and 31 grams of fat. Relatively sound considering the rest of the list, but horrible considering that this will not be your only meal that day.

Also, the only thing famous about this "famous bowl" is the rolls. Attached to your body.

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KFC Double Down

Both the inspiration for this list and the most ridiculous thing the American national food industry has come up with since item 10 on this list: this is the KFC Double Down.

Courtesy of KFC, now you can have a hands-on relationship with the grease you're eating, no pesky "bread" standing between you and your meat, always slipping out of your grasp because of "condiments" or "nature". No. The bread IS the meat IS the bread. Wrap your mind around that one.

The new KFC Double Down features two boneless fried chicken fillets as the "buns" and two pieces of bacon, two slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese (because one cheese really would not have cut it) and the Colonel's Sauce as filling.

With 540 calories and 32 grams of fat, this one-hand-heart-attack will launch across the U.S. on April 12.

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A Taco Bell Cheesy Double-Beef Burrito Wrapped In Sausage

This thing needs little to no explanation. It's exactly what it sounds like. It's a Taco Bell Cheesy Double-Beef Burrito wrapped in a fully cooked, juicy Jimmy Dean Premium Pork sausage.

What can only be described as a possible suicide attempt was baked by a sausage enthusiast who wraps everything from burritos to caprese salad in sausages. It comes in at a whopping, and daunting, 146g of fat and 1790 calories. I don't even want to think of the many diseases caused by obesity, especially from eating one of these things too many times.

That's a few days' worth of fat that you'll be carrying right to the emergency room. Only large amounts of money could get us to even try this thing.

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The Original Bacon Explosion

The Original Bacon Explosion is extremely harmful for your body, but sensationally orgasmic for your physical/emotional/spiritual indulgence... for a bit or two.

The 2 pounds of thick cut bacon, 2 pounds of Italian sausage, 1 jar of barbecue sauce and 1 jar of barbeque rub are like a year-long barbeque stuffed--and we mean stuffed--into a single day.

And yes, we used "jar" as a unit of measurement.

Good Lord, what does 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat even matter at this point? I hear they give these out as last meals on death row instead of lethal injections.

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Deep Fried Coke

Thought you were safe, vegetarians? You're not.

Sure, there are all kinds of deep-fried candy bars, pastries and the like. But the fact that they've gone ahead and defiled Coke is an abomination. Coke. I thought it was safe. But it's not. Now we know: none of us are.

Deep Fried Coke takes a childhood favorite like Coca-Cola and blasts it with everything that's completely and utterly wrong. But good. But wrong. But... wrong.

The frozen Coca-Cola-flavored batter is deep-fried and topped with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar, and a cherry.

Where or where could this concept have come from?

Texas of course, home of Paula Deen, who I personally think should be held responsible for the moments I have trouble breathing while... walking... up... the driveway.

This Southern concoction is estimated to have 830 calories per cup and 28 grams of fat, amount of servings in an average sitting? Probably more than one cup.

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Wendys Baconator

Anything named "Baconator" has got to be a lethal weapon. I think the terrorists are winning when this is one of the more "tame" items on this list.

Anything named Baconator Triple (pictured to the right with 6 patties, not 3, for effect) has got to be some kind of biological warfare. Contributing to the selling of this sandwich has to be some kind of treason.

And yet, Wendy's offering it on their menu (in a weaker, triple-meat version) for 1330 calories and 51 grams of fat. A premium bun filled with three beef patties and layered with bacon, mayo, ketchup, and American cheese.

And somewhere in the world, people are starving. Where's your God now?

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Tess
Deep Fried Coke at 6/18/2010 4:53 PM

Paula Deen is, pretty famously, from Georgia.

Great job on the research.

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IHateEverything
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/13/2010 8:11 PM

I would love to sample all of these. Not eat, but if there was a costco -esque "free sample" line up, I would be there simply out of morbidly obese curiosity.

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1. Anonymous
  The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/22/2010 6:44 AM
  
  Haha, me too. It seems like a once in a lifetime opportunity to try these things out.
  
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anomymus
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 5/17/2011 10:25 PM

ew

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OHGOD
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 11/03/2010 4:32 PM

This is why I'm a vegan.....

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Wednesday125
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 7/05/2011 5:36 AM

Dont be an asshole its okay to have bad food ONCE and a while like 1-2 a month is fine.

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1. Brian Gilmore
  The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 7/06/2011 1:24 PM
  
  While this is true, these foods are definitely abominations. Which of these would you have as part of a non-county-fair, regular "meal"?
  
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SouthernSliceofHeaven
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/14/2010 6:53 AM

I love the post, especially the bacon mug. The only thing you go wrong is that Paula Deen is not from Texas. She was born in Georigia and currently lives in Savannah; a true Southerner in every sense. I am not sure that she has even ever lived in Texas.

Also, Texas is not the South. You are clearly from the West Coast if you made these two errors that any true Southerner would deem fatal. Texas (and even Texans would agree) is it's own region as it is too unique to fit into the true South or Southwest, but it does have many influences of each. At any rate, great finds and nice comments! I welcome you to venture to the real South and explore these, and many more, great wonders of the culinary world.

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Ashlee
KFC Famous Bowl at 10/10/2010 10:20 AM

I don't care how much calories or fat this one has. It's sooooooooooooo GOOD!(minus the cheese) I was doing this(and so were alot of other people) long before KFC started selling it. They just took out most the mixing work for our lazy fat ases. You just gotta stir it up a bit. I don't care it's awesome!!

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Nocturnesthesia
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 7/01/2010 2:41 PM

Canadian Calzone and the Oreo pizza are actually delicious. I'm a 6' female with 7% bodyfat, so naysayers can suck it.

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NotDyingBecauseofaBurger
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/24/2010 11:19 AM

None of the foods listed here can get even near the awesome power of the Windows 7 Whopper....a marketing cooperation between Burger King and Microsoft in Japan (picture: http://www.geekword.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/windows7burger.jpg).

2120 calories, and that does not include fries!
Not sure what the fat content is, but the burger itself weighs about 1.7 pounds. My French friend had one, just so he could tell people he did...he regretted it.

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seriously
Deep Fried Coke at 8/17/2010 7:49 PM

most hardcore vegetarians wouldn't touch this due to the whipped creme.

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Unique
Bacon Mug at 3/09/2011 11:40 AM

Oh, that is so sick. Eww.

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dylan
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/24/2010 12:27 PM

the kfc bowl is amazing. i've never considered it disgusting, and it is actually a good meal for a fast food place. i've never heard of anyone thinking the famous bowl was an abomination, that's just retarded. abomination? really?
--chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy and corn? sounds pretty standard.

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1. Agger
  The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 5/20/2011 12:33 PM
  
  never tried it, but it looks disgusting
  
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NiceTry
Deep Fried Coke at 6/27/2010 4:07 PM

Paula Deen was actually born in Albany, GA. Your Texas-Paula connection would make sense if she at least lives in Texas, but she doesn't. She lives in Savannah.

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Hubble
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/12/2010 8:56 PM

No food is "forced on the public." If you don't want it, you don't eat or buy it. Nice yellow journalism adding 3 patties to the Wendy's Baconator. Did you have anything to do with the pickup truck exploding? You need to get out more.

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Anonymous
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/12/2010 9:07 PM

Just stupid.

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DaveHoward
The Morning Glory at 4/22/2010 6:42 AM

wish i had this for breakfast.

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Anonymous
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/12/2010 9:53 PM

It's just one step closer to the graveyard. YUK

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DaveHoward
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/22/2010 6:38 AM

Who cares where Paula Deen is from? It's all the same to me.

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TheInternetsShu
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/07/2010 6:05 PM

I agree with everything BUT the KFC Double Down, because it's not any worse than any other fast food sandwich. If that s**t had a bun, no one would care.

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Anonymous
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/12/2010 5:58 PM

Before I go, I just remembered one last thing: "Forced upon the general public," aye? You are a fool. If the general public doesn't want it, they don't buy it. Do you take responsibility for anything you do? Did you type this up yourself, or was the keyboard leading your fingers? Damned keyboard, forcing you to write this article!

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Anonymous
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/07/2010 3:38 PM

SICK

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Jay
Deep Fried Coke at 4/15/2010 12:18 AM

Paula Deen is from Georgia, FYI. But still, this is disgusting.

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1. Anonymous
  Deep Fried Coke at 4/22/2010 6:56 AM
  
  i agree.
  
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kamasmith988
A Taco Bell Cheesy Double-Beef Burrito Wrapped In Sausage at 4/24/2011 11:45 PM

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Anonymous
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/12/2010 5:49 PM

Fat content aside, I might mention that some of these things are rather ridiculous to include on this list. You make no attempt at dividing the meals by "serving size," as is evident by the fact that you added a whole oreo cookie pizza and many other extraordinarily oversized items to single serving foods, and seem to attempt to make any sort of reasonable comparison. As well, you trump up the "baconator" by doubling its size in the picture "for effect." On top of it all, blaming anyone for your own issues with your physique is absolutely insane. It's not hard to cook for yourself, and it is in fact cheaper and healthier to do so. No one forces you to go eat fast food. Even if you are low on time, there are plenty of decent frozen meals that are not only relatively healthy, but also quick to prepare. I also agree with TheInternetsShu that the double-down is not at all bad considering what other restaurants offer. Now, also, let me point out: the fat and caloric content of a particular meal item is not the cause of obesity. In fact, if moderation was practiced, fats and sweets are no problem in the slightest. One must realize what their metabolism is, and learn to eat that way. Surprisingly enough, not everyone needs a 2000 calorie diet. Many need more, and many need less. As for "healthy" food, I find that most people don't know enough to properly eat healthy. I find this especially true of people that are trying to lose weight. If you eat a salad (a low calorie, healthy meal choice, right?) and yet you slather all sorts of dressing and top it copiously, it is just as bad as eating a greasy hamburger. One of the main ingredients in most dressings is fat (in the form of oil). Trying to slim down this way, nothing will happen. Also, nothing will happen if you do nothing to the AMOUNT that you eat. Truly, America needs to stop blaming big corporations and fatty foods for making them fat. Take responsibility for your own shortcomings. If you indulge in too much food, I would suggest that it is as bad as binge drinking, both can kill you, and neither is particularly attractive. I, myself, drink regularly, and eat plenty of fat filled foods. I have eaten a 2000 calorie burger before. Yet, I am 6'3" tall, and I weigh just over 155, and am worried about losing weight. I do not have a thyroid problem, or any other possible medical issue. I simply do not eat too much. Indulgence is one thing, overindulgence another.

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ARay
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/14/2010 9:16 AM

Great List... and one you note has two from KFC... and Paula Dean is from Savannah and Albany Georgia...

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1. Anonymous
  The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/24/2010 8:56 AM
  
  shes from both places?
  
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jdemo23
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 6/11/2010 3:03 PM

this list should not be called 10 food abominations. it should be called 10 best munchies. don't hate on creativity amongst foood!

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Dave
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/09/2010 8:25 AM

"Texas of course, home of Paula Deen"
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Joanne...being a native of the Great State of Texas, I find it offensive each and every time some hack posing as a "blogger" makes such erroneous claims such as this. I can't imagine you even *think* you have the least shred of credibility, if you are unable/unwilling to take the five seconds to find Mizz Deen is from Albany, Georgia (yes, I've been there). But I reckon you think the Bushes are from Texas, too.

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PennyLane
Deep Fried Coke at 4/06/2010 2:18 PM

While Mrs. Deen may be the source of your shortness of breath (likely due to her love of full sticks of butter), she shouldn't be associated with this Texas conCoketion. She hails from Georgia, another state with questionable eating practices.

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1. Anonymous
  Deep Fried Coke at 4/22/2010 6:43 AM
  
  Yeah, how come this writer still hasn't changed it yet?
  
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CorieGirl
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 6/11/2010 3:01 PM

This is just a list of every food in the world that makes you fat. Gross! God save the world from obesity

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Greg
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 6/11/2010 2:57 PM

Straight fat is all in the kfc double down, weight watchers points are probably a million on that thing. why would anyone order that!? unless of course they are OBESE

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1. crzygirl
  The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 6/11/2010 2:59 PM
  
  Greg aren't you a guy? Why are you talking about weight watcher points. kfc double down is gross, but let people enjoy it if they want too! :) haven't you ever heard of the munchies?
  
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  1. Greg
    The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 6/11/2010 3:00 PM
    
    I guess your right, I don't even really know what a weight watcher point is to be honest, hah
    
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kittypurr33
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 6/11/2010 2:55 PM

eww these foods are disgusting! looks like it would be in educational videos on disabled people who don't know how to cook

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Tony Marciante
Bacon Mug at 7/04/2010 10:09 AM

next boss day, I want a bacon mug.

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Anonymous
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/12/2010 10:48 PM

The saddest thing is I LOVE the Red Robin A1 Peppercorn Burger sub Boca Patty and without bacon. I recently found out that according to the Red Robin Customizer that thing is 1222 cal, 78g fat!!! That's without fries (1655 cal and 96g fat with fries). I knew it wasn't good for me but I'd never guess it'd be worse than some of the things on this list. No more Red Robin for me : ( The food on this list may be gross, but there's always worse.

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Dignan
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/07/2010 6:24 AM

Paula Deen is not from, nor does she live in, Texas.

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1. Cara
  The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/07/2010 9:29 PM
  
  Yeah, that really needs to be changed. That's terrible journalism -- even for a blogger. A quick search on wiki would really help once in a while, Joanne
  
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  1. JohnJacob
    The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/26/2010 11:39 AM
    
    Agreed.
    
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Anonymous
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time at 4/13/2010 12:16 AM

do you realize that the so called "inspiration for this list and the most ridiculous thing the American national food industry has come up with since item 10 on this list: this is the KFC Double Down" is the healthiest thing on this list?
so i guess since its the healthiest thing how can it also be the most ridiculous?
also, how can you not list a simple 100x100? i mean that "burger" by far trumps the baconater.
and finally i love how all the american food listed is basically frowned upon (and mocked) but the canadian dish is "quite edible".... its all edible, simply because its all food.
this is so stupidly bias that i would believe michael moore wrote it.

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