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Bacon MugAre words really necessary for this one? The Bacon Mug is everyone's fantasy nightmare, and you can see why.
The creation consists of biscuits (for molding the cup), cheese (both cream cheese and Swiss cheese), and lots and lots of bacon.
This holy/unGodly goblet of heartburn tallies in at 2400 calories and 158 grams of fat at a minimum, so think of it this way: why lose more (bacon slices) if you're losing (dignity and self-respect) in the end anyways?
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Domino's Oreo Cookie PizzaRemember the now-reformed Domino's before it changed its recipe, bread, sauce and cheese? Remember how desperate they got? This is like watching a video of Mickey Rourke in the 90's.
Welcome to your childhood's biggest dream and your stomach's biggest nightmare.
A thin crust of cookie layered in vanilla sauce, covered in cookie crumbles, with icing reminiscent of the sugary cream found inside real Oreo cookies globbed liberally on top of the cookie empire... all cut up into many, droopy, crumbly slices.
This Fear Factor-esque stomach churner clocked in at 32g of fat and 960 calories.
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KFC Double Down
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The Morning GloryThe Morning Glory.
To make it clear, there's nothing glorious about the meal itself.
It's just sausage, egg, and cheese. The kicker? It's sandwiched inside a glazed, fresh, gooey, delicious cinnamon roll.
I think the title refers to the glory of heaven, which you may just soon be seeing (in the afterlife).
In fact, those 1,113 calories and 45 grams of fat might have already taken you there.
Take THAT, your hopes of "sitting-by-a-pool-or-near-ANY-body-of-water-this-spring/summer"!
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The Original Bacon ExplosionThe Original Bacon Explosion is extremely harmful for your body, but sensationally orgasmic for your physical/emotional/spiritual indulgence... for a bit or two.
The 2 pounds of thick cut bacon, 2 pounds of Italian sausage, 1 jar of barbecue sauce and 1 jar of barbeque rub are like a year-long barbeque stuffed--and we mean stuffed--into a single day.
And yes, we used "jar" as a unit of measurement.
Good Lord, what does 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat even matter at this point? I hear they give these out as last meals on death row instead of lethal injections.
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