Back in the 80's, there was no person more evil and destructive than the neighborhood drug dealer. No parent wanted to think that maybe little Timmy or Nancy wanted to smoke some pot of their own free will, so logically it could only be the doing of some half-snake, half-ethnic person forcing him into it, like the one portrayed here.
SMOKE/DRINK: Every time "Snake" breaks a law!
1. Drug dealing interaction (takes money)
3. Threatening an unprovoked, unarmed citizen. His poison could kill you, he has no right to hiss like that.
A Talking Dog
First rule of being high: Don't listen to your hallucinations, and a talking dog is a pretty clear example of a hallucination. If she is high, this is going to do nothing more than freak her the hell out, so she's not going to stop doing pot, she's just going to make sure she gets the good quality stuff. Getting the horrible skunk weed is really what causes any kind of bad reaction, so the TRUE message of this PSA is to really spring for better weed.
Besides, what the hell does a dog know about anything?
SMOKE/DRINK: Every time the "actress" portraying "Lindsey" uses an acting technique that Kristen Stewart would pull.
Whatever She's Doing, It's Not Pot
Sure, there are plenty of times where you just want to lounge and smoke, but half the fun is also going out and doing stuff with friends, or interacting at home or watching a movie while baked "to enhance the experience".
All we get from this ad is that one girl loves to make up stories about her deflated sex doll.
SMOKE/DRINK: Every time "Sarah" tries to move.
Pot Equals Terrorism
After 9/11, there was a whole line of PSAs trying to equate your casual usage of drugs with hardcore terrorism, routed through financial support of terrorists who grow weed/drugs in general.
It was a perfect mix of guilt, ignorance and fear-mongering that had absolutely no effect on anyone. Using a little girl for such things is just a cheap shot... to our nightmares. No horror movie convention is scarier than little girls.
Great. And we saw this right before bed, too.
SMOKE/DRINK: Every time the little girl talks without moving her lips.
Giant Turtles Say: Don't Do Pot
This is an absolute classic of a PSA. When the Reaganite way of approaching drugs was in full swing and using the Just Say No campaign, no kids' show was exempt from ads like this one.
It gives little to no actual information about why to say no, but you just better do it. Because mutant turtles who know ninjitsu say so.
If you really think about it, who's more of a pusher trying to bend your will for their advantage: D.A.R.E., or the guy offering you a dime bag? Moderation is always key.
The best part is at the end, where Donatello proclaims, "Drug dealers are dorks." Oh, how that word has come a long way. Now people put it on their online dating profiles to attract women.
SMOKE/DRINK: Every time someone uses outdated slang.
I Still Don't Get It
Everyone over 20 knows about this classic campaign, but does anyone actually know what it means, including the people who produced it? Maybe that your brain is fried? No, that's too literal, they'd probably give people more credit than that... right?
Is this a pro-zombie PSA that makes brains look/sound delicious? Absolutely delicious? (With some salt and Tabasco sauce.)
Now we're all hungry for brains... or eggs. Which one? This is confusing.
There is no actual info anywhere to be found in the PSA, only the visual of the egg (i.e. your brain).
Maybe they DO mean that your brain will be fried. Is that it? Wow... guess we DO have questions.
SMOKE/DRINK/EAT SWEETBREADS: Every time the man says the word "brain".
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