WalktoberThis spine-chilling ad for "Walktober" employee motivational events (also known as "grim death marches") asks: "Is there a time of year better suited to stepping out and going for a walk than fall?"
You mean, aside from spring and summer?
As for the "Walktober' program itself, it basically seems like a piece of software that instructs you to go for a walk, and then tries to not make it seem so arduous by telling you how far you've walked and showing you pictures of dark, autumnal foliage. (Oddly, the "walk tracker" in the ad seems to indicate that the user has walked across much of the Western United States. Surely that seems like a lot of walking to pack into a single month, but then again... it is the best time of the year for taking a walk... October... right?)
Sextober"Hey, we're a progressive university that wants to make sure our student body has access to basic information about their own sexuality, as well as birth control and other essential preventative health measures. What should we name our yearly public health seminar?"
If you guessed Sextober... you're half-right. That's what the student body of Northern Arizona University went with. Kent State, though, took it one step further... Sextoberfest! Woooo! I hope they were careful about where they publicized THAT event, because I'm thinking a lot of people are going to get the wrong idea. ("Sextoberfest has neither beer nor sex at it. Discuss.")
Above, see the video of the Kent State Sextoberfest activities, which for the gents apparently includes having a male peer loudly grill you about female anatomy before instructing you to reach into an oversized simulated vagina to remove condoms that have been stashed inside. Obviously meant to prepare you for the real world, in which women with large papier-mâché genitals will often get naked and yell at you to identify the arrangement of their various sex organs. Usually by the third date.
Below is some footage shot at the NAU "Sextober" event in which traumatized students are encouraged to open up about their childhood experiences with sex ed.
One guy recalls being shown, in the 4th grade, videos in which cartoon characters had sex. I hope someone got that teacher's name from him and alerted the authorities... but hey... anything goes in Sextober.
WoktoberDo they even have "October" in China, the land of woks? Seems like it'd be some month with a Chinese name. Or like the Month of the Goat or something. (Ha ha! It's fun to have fun with our differences!)
Anyway, various journalism-type publications and blogs have dedicated October to stir-fry cooking, the delicate art of dumping some oil and soy sauce into a heated pan and then throwing whatever you have sitting around in the fridge that's chop-uppable and hoping for the best.
Does heating up food in a conical pan really deserve to have an entire month dedicated to it? Well, only if you think it's important for people to be more educated about stir fry cooking! (So, in other words, no.)
[NOTE: Ranking high in the "Bad Wok-Themed Puns" list I'm bound to work on some day? Southern California pan-Asian restaurant chain Wokcano.]
GlocktoberWhat better way to christen decorative gourd season than by firing off a powerful handgun? I legitimately can not think of a better way to do that. For real. Have you ever fired a powerful handgun at a decorative gourd? Me neither. But I bet that is freaking AWESOME.
Anyway, now I may finally get to find out, because the good people of GotGlock.org are holding a raffle, and lucky winners get one of these fabulous prizes:
I can't even decide which one I'd like the most!
I should add that this is one SERIOUSLY complicated online raffle. It's either called Glocktober or Glock-a-Day IN MAY! Both names are on the website.
I am not at all confused about how to get my Glock now! Also, it says that the event benefits "Drive Against Diabetes." Certainly a nice-sounding cause, although there's no link or explanation provided for what that actually is? (Maybe Ryan Gosling is raffling off his scorpion jacket as well? It's for charity!)
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