crime The 10 Funniest DUI Arrest Videos of All Time

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Getting a DUI is no laughing matter, but watching funny DUI arrest videos is. This list illustrates the stupidity of drunk drivers. These drunk driving video arrests should be enough to show you why it's a bad idea to get behind the wheel after a night, day, or even a morning of drinking. Enjoy these drunk driver videos and take them as a lesson on why you should NOT to drink and drive.

What are the best police arrest videos involving DUI? These are the top 10 funniest DUI arrest you'll ever see. It's crazy to think that these individuals thought they were okay to drive, be it a car, horse, or... lawnmower? 

With people like this on the road, having the best car insurance available and buying the safest SUV possible because you don't want to end up like the victims in this worst car crash videos list. PLEASE drink responsibly.
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Drunk On a Lawnmower Part 1


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This clip gets rolling at 01:22 when the cop finally confronts the drunk lawnmower driver. Why was he driving drunk on a lawnmower?

Well, there are two reasons actually:
1. His truck broke down so he's been driving a lawnmower for two weeks.
2. His wife said she'd "stab [him] in the face if [he] didn't get more beer."

As funny as that is, this clip reaches classic status when Steve decides he has to pee at 02:30. This decision has... consequences. We don't want to ruin it, but by the end of the clip this poor guy is threatening to have his wife kick the cop's ass. She'd probably let him off with a warning if he bought her a beer...
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Head Through Wall


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You know that friend of yours who gets drunk, but will never admit to it? The one who actually attempts to stand still, walk straight, or otherwise look like he or she is vaguely in control of their...

Ah, screw it. At 00:44 and AGAIN at 00:55, that guy shows up in this video too.
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Don't Drink the Breathalizer


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Pssst...! Hey, you! Do you want to know how to beat a Breathalizer test?

Step One: Hold the Breathalizer in your hands.
Step Two: DON'T TRY TO DRINK THE BREATHILIZER LIKE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH. (It doesn't work out too well for this adorable old guy.)
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What Mothaf*ckin' Breath Test?!


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Oh where to begin here... First, let's begin by saying that the man being arrested here rivals Samuel L. Jackson in his poetically awesome use of the word "m**********r." It's not every day you meet somebody whose entire life was scripted by Quentin Tarantino.

Second, let us just highlight the classic moments to watch out for:
01:27 when he details the relationship between the cameraman and the female officer...
01:46 when he unleashes a string of jibberish only to immediately shut up...
02:45 when he tells the officer that he'll close his eyes for a physical test only if she closes hers...
03:22 when he refuses the test...
03:50 when he takes the mic thinking he must be on Maury...
04:40 when the arresting officer tries to explain that his refusal to cooperate will result in his license being suspended.
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I Swear to God I'm Pretty Funny


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Save yourself a lot of time and just skip ahead to 02:15 in this video.

Now watch the comedic stylings of the resident drunkard as he proceeds to show the cops a funny photo, his Office Depot card, compliments the officer's voice, tries to explain that the only reason he didn't stop right away was because he was trying to get away (makes sense) and tries to lead the officers in a little verbal sparring.

03:35 - 03:45 Are you human?

Sadly, this joker has two police officers with no sense of humor in the audience. And somehow he makes it work. This is a comedy genius at work, folks.
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Head Into Concrete


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You know that friend of yours who gets drunk but will never admit to it? The one who actually attempts to stand still, walk straight, or otherwise look like he or she is vaguely in control of their motor functions? You know, the guy or gal who, halfway through their protestations of sobriety, does something so incontrovertibly stupid that they prove without a doubt that they're just as drunk as everyone said they were? At 00:15 into this clip, that guy shows up in this video.

Incidentally, if you can't think of a friend who does this... then that means it's you. Sorry about that. But hey, at least you starred in a hit YouTube video!
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When Strippers Get Pulled Over


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Remember that porn movie you saw as a kid? You know the one we're talking about. It had that police officer who pulled over the two hot strippers wearing nothing but their panties with no bras. Then they got out of the car and started playing around in the sprinklers, and asked the officer to "throw them in the back seat?" Remember that one?

That wasn't actually a porn... that was a real DUI arrest. The best part isn't the naked ladies (you can't make out much anyway, you pervs), but the arresting officer who really tries his best to appreciate that rare moment when it doesn't always suck to be a cop.
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My Nuts Itch!


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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you got handcuffed, but you had a terrible itch? As in a horrible, unbelievable, and unavoidable itch? Especially in the region of your crotch? What would you do? Say what you will about this poor sap, but he made a decision... to gyrate like an idiot and ask police officers if they would give his junk a solid scratch for him.

00:26 The drunk guy really starts dancing. Not even the officer reading him his rights can keep from laughing.

1:04 The cops refuse... "due to [his] combative nature" to scratch his nuts for him. So, if he weren't being so difficult, they probably would have given his groin a solid scraping for him.