The 10 Greatest Bitch Slaps in Movie History By Ian Tindell  [18 more lists]

This slap gets number one on the list purely out of balls and social importance. Sidney Poitier plays a detective from the North who has to come down to racist Mississippi in the 1960s to help out with a murder investigation. Racial tensions are stirred, and when one rich white guy doesn't feel like being questioned by a black man at 00:53 of this clip, he slaps Poitier. What does Poitier do? He b***h slaps the guy right back without a moment of hesitation. What follows is a poignant examination on the aftermath of a b***h slap, and hesitation over the proper course of action to take upon being slapped like... well, like a total b***h.

The movie came out in 1967, at the height of Martin Luther King Jr.'s preaching of a non-violent approach to combat racism. Now, we're not exactly sure if he ever saw this scene but we feel pretty confident that, if he did, he would have pumped his fist in a celebratory motion just like the rest of us did.

This isn't just a b***h slap, it's a b***h slap that everyone in America can be proud of.

Kurt Russell has cemented his role as one of cinema's great badasses. Many consider his role as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone to be Russell at his most badass of all. So when Russell lives out every red-blooded heterosexual male's fantasy by b***h slapping the h**l out of Billy Bob Thornton at 02:07 in this clip ("And THAT'S for cheating on Angelina Jolie!"), it may ultimately go down as Russell's baddest of ass moments of all time.

Did we mention that Kurt Russell is something of a badass? That's really the main bullet point of our thesis. If you're still confused, we have a pie chart around here somewhere...

For every other person to get on this list, they had to either deliver or receive a real, solid smack across the face. But not Don Corleone. All he had to do to get on the b***h slap list was to slap Johnny Fontaine in a b***hlike fashion at 00:15 in this clip, telling him to act like a man. The smack isn't hard, but it carries more weight than any other slap on the list, and do you know why? Because the Johnny Fontaine character is just a stand-in for Frank Sinatra, and anyone who b***h slaps the chairman of the board and gets away with it truly puts the "God" in "Godfather."

(Fun Fact: Did you know that any slap issued by the Godfather automatically qualifies as a b***h slap? It's true! The matter was decided in a committee led by John Cassavetes in 1982.)

Slapping a hysterical woman to calm her down is a common occurrence seen in many movies, and is often perceived as the only "socially acceptable" b***h slap we have. (Actually their are 37 sub-genres of b***h slaps, but that's another list altogether.) The best example of this, however, would have to be Airplane's take on the matter when an actual line forms of people hoping to take a crack at the hyperventilating woman embodying this cliche.

The best of all the b***h slaps in this scene however (and there are many) would have to be Leslie Nielsen's second crack at her at 00:17, which is entirely unnecessary and therefore absolutely hilarious.

Incidentally, women don't actually appreciate this kind of b***h slap as much as you might think. Actually, women generally don't appreciate ANY kind of b***h slap, so even if you're just trying to calm someone down we recommend wearing a protective cup just to be on the safe side.

Daniel Plainview is a hard man, a disciplined man, a calculating man, a man who takes every advantage he can and is never taken advantage of... until now. In order to make his millions - well, "more" of his millions - he finds himself manipulated into being baptized by the town's young religious leader, and for all intents and purposes his own mortal enemy, Eli Sunday.

At 02:35, Eli takes advantage by slapping the h**l out of Plainview, a man who should probably never be slapped, much in the same way that you should probably never shoot a spitball at a Terminator. But damn it, Plainview needs that oil, and if he needs to be publicly humiliated to get it then by God he's going to make a bigger spectacle than anyone has ever seen, asserting his dominance even in defeat.

Best. Baptism. Ever.